Torquemada

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Once my sweet Nicole layeth her eyes upon thine face, thou shalt be summarily executed

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Thy controversial opinion be as follows - verily, I hath repeatedly failed to find thine Pope to be blameless; furthermore, I regarded my bretheren in the faith who did to be either engaging me in jest or taken by the devil himself.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

"Thou shalt apply emulsified oils on thine skin, lest thou be once again drenched in water"

Patrick to a nigger child, probably

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

The Fighters of Foo doth slap, childe. Thou hath slept upon 't.

Bonus relevant Shakespeare:
"[Pat's] Life is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

HAST THOU ANY RECKONING??

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The Fighters of Foo doth slap, childe. Thou hath slept upon 't.
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Bonus relevant Shakespeare:
"[Pat's] Life is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

I shall turn my ear to a list of compositions, which doth bear the title “acquire anger, and remaineth thus”

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I shall turn my ear to a list of compositions, which doth bear the title “acquire anger, and remaineth thus”

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[Libby Son Of Loin]

No such assembly of bards shall labour to an extent as those whose make battle with the foo

 

[guest]

What I doth behold is naught but a comely maiden

 

[Harry Powell]

This thread has made me cry actual tears from laughter three or four times today.

 

[guest]

This thread has made me cry actual tears from laughter three or four times today.

Prevaricate not, ye slyboots. Thou hast not wept with mirth.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Greetings, thine bretheren!

Verily, most of thee recognize my position within the Dominican church, but what thou might not perceive is that I also serve our Lord within thy holy Spanish Inquisition, which is thine (heh heh) actual full time position and Holy calling.

Being an Inquisitor, my tasks demand that I should be looking inward; that I should be purifying in the name of the Lord ....

Forsooth, childe, thou doth not. Such is thy evil spirits and sanguine humors once again.

 

[Brooke Shields]

This thread has made me cry actual tears from laughter three or four times today.

ssssssshhhhhhhhhh, ssssssshhhhhhhhhhh'th

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Another pugnacious crypto-jew with a dearth of bible education.

Abnegate or i shall torture thee a second time.