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I would delete all social media and not post on the internet for at least six months if ANY ONE of those six things I listed happened to me.
Pat truly is a glutton for punishment.
I guess he had a lot of practice in that area.
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Top 5 moments in patposting history
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I would delete all social media and not post on the internet for at least six months if ANY ONE of those six things I listed happened to me.
Pat truly is a glutton for punishment.
I guess he had a lot of practice in that area.
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It's neck-and-neck for me between Josiah 5 and Pat's most recent snuffling. I'm enjoying his current altercation with police, but I think once things settle down Jos. 5 will win.
Then either Nadolski v. Pork Rind or Traffic court.
After that I'll fill the remaining slot with Josiah tapes - Pat gloating in secret to a reporter, while sabotaging his own case is just beautiful.
Then either Nadolski v. Pork Rind or Traffic court.
After that I'll fill the remaining slot with Josiah tapes - Pat gloating in secret to a reporter, while sabotaging his own case is just beautiful.
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I thought 2021 was the peak of Patposting, I never would have guessed that it just keeps getting better
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If I were to rank these events as if I'm in Pat's shoes, the Lappening would be the worst. Being 1) cucked in front of my goofy, smiling face 2) by a fat-than-me friend and 3) smiling like a fucktard as it's happening. AND THEN, losing my wife and unborn child to that same guy? All the while knowing that John is a better man, husband, father, and lover than Pat ever was. That Ade was the best thing that ever happened to him; that he dumb-lucked his way into scoring a Wisconsin 7. The Lappening confirmed Pat's beta status. The world knows it. Fuck, man. If that was me, I'd have admitted defeat and never opened my mouth again. "Alright, ya got me. I'm gonna hide in my hole now."
Josiah would be second. Imagine how good it'd feel to have someone interested in your story. You're a victim, but a victim who refuses to surrender! Finally, someone's sympathetic to your plight and willing to share it with millions of readers. The potential for a book deal floats before your eyes. It's so close. And to have it all crash down in an embarrassing humiliating way, knowing that the person you confided in is one of the dozens of people who you hate with every whisker of your snout. And they're all laughing at you.
Third is this latest audio. You're at a low point. Drunk, tired, vulnerable. At your wit's end. Genuinely upset to the point of tears - he had that hot face, coppery taste in his mouth - and it ends up fucking recorded by your neighbor? What are the fucking odds?! And what's worse: it gets shared with those same rascals who laughed at your cuckoldry, laughed at your hubris, laughed at every stumble you've made in the past four years. Fucking humiliating, but at least you didn't have the carpet pulled out from under you the way Josiah did. And you didn't lose your wife to someone you called a friend.
GPA is fourth. I'm a dummy. I know it. But, fuck. A 1.7, Rick?! That's special education levels of stupid. For someone who thinks of himself as an intellectual to have it proven that you're a dim-witted fraud? That'd be humiliating. But I don't act smart, and I'd laugh it off with, "Eh. What'd'ya gonna do? I'm dumb." For me, this ranks lower but for Pat, this should be near the top.
The gym Instagram page would have been fifth. Knowing that 75% of the pictures posted to my gym's account are of my yellow-toothed doughy-faced goonish smirk? Ugh, kill me now. Even the gymbros and gymbos take full body shots to show off their hard work and progress. And here I am, feeling cool for having worked up a sweat on the eclectic, er ecliptic. Oh, I mean elliptical. Quality not quantity, Pat.
Josiah would be second. Imagine how good it'd feel to have someone interested in your story. You're a victim, but a victim who refuses to surrender! Finally, someone's sympathetic to your plight and willing to share it with millions of readers. The potential for a book deal floats before your eyes. It's so close. And to have it all crash down in an embarrassing humiliating way, knowing that the person you confided in is one of the dozens of people who you hate with every whisker of your snout. And they're all laughing at you.
Third is this latest audio. You're at a low point. Drunk, tired, vulnerable. At your wit's end. Genuinely upset to the point of tears - he had that hot face, coppery taste in his mouth - and it ends up fucking recorded by your neighbor? What are the fucking odds?! And what's worse: it gets shared with those same rascals who laughed at your cuckoldry, laughed at your hubris, laughed at every stumble you've made in the past four years. Fucking humiliating, but at least you didn't have the carpet pulled out from under you the way Josiah did. And you didn't lose your wife to someone you called a friend.
GPA is fourth. I'm a dummy. I know it. But, fuck. A 1.7, Rick?! That's special education levels of stupid. For someone who thinks of himself as an intellectual to have it proven that you're a dim-witted fraud? That'd be humiliating. But I don't act smart, and I'd laugh it off with, "Eh. What'd'ya gonna do? I'm dumb." For me, this ranks lower but for Pat, this should be near the top.
The gym Instagram page would have been fifth. Knowing that 75% of the pictures posted to my gym's account are of my yellow-toothed doughy-faced goonish smirk? Ugh, kill me now. Even the gymbros and gymbos take full body shots to show off their hard work and progress. And here I am, feeling cool for having worked up a sweat on the eclectic, er ecliptic. Oh, I mean elliptical. Quality not quantity, Pat.
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I love watching lolsuits so Nadolski audio drop is up there, but Josiah Tape #5 is impossible to beat
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Piggy’s life is now an episode of Black Mirror, but he’s too stupid to check out of social media and behave himself to make it stop.
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My rankings from highest to lowest:
1- 7/25 St. Alivia Day
2-Apostlegate part 5
3-Lappening Photos
4-BDA court appearance
5-Strictly Stalking
1- 7/25 St. Alivia Day
2-Apostlegate part 5
3-Lappening Photos
4-BDA court appearance
5-Strictly Stalking
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josiah tapes hands down the best
hoolies drunk court and the judge just totally bewildered
maybe recency bias but the bizarro jake raven existing is just too damned amazing. pat lives in a simulation
whoever originally found the pictures of pat running that marathon with his tard face, probably my favorite pic of him
also that book that was put together, short stories, illustration. shitposting with more effort than pat has ever put into any book
<3 you psychos
hoolies drunk court and the judge just totally bewildered
maybe recency bias but the bizarro jake raven existing is just too damned amazing. pat lives in a simulation
whoever originally found the pictures of pat running that marathon with his tard face, probably my favorite pic of him
also that book that was put together, short stories, illustration. shitposting with more effort than pat has ever put into any book
<3 you psychos
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3. Josiah pt 5
2. BDA v. Patrick S Tomlinson
1. Patrick S. Tomlinson v. MPD
I was thinking about this today - these recorded events give you a real-time view into his mind as reality sets in, each of which has gotten progressively worse over time.
Josiah 5 - a monumentally embarrassing situation but not at the level of what was to come. Once he realizes he had been duped, he hurled toddler-level insults in a weird Mama Raven humiliation voice. Big L
BDA showdown - a much more serious situation than Josiah that he brought upon himself. Once reality set in that he was going to lose, he took a more serious tone as his rising frustration caused him to repeat himself dozen of times and try to steamroll the judge in an actual courtroom. Bigger L
Patrick v. MPD - Obviously the story is still unfolding here but this was a side of Patrick that I didn’t believe existed. It sounds like he finally realized that the cops just don’t care enough to remember him. A narcissist’s worst nightmare.
Once reality set in, he couldn’t handle it. He’s so worn down that he went into a manic state and threw a temper tantrum. He knows his life has gone to shit. He knows there’s nothing in his future. He knows he has no money, no friends, and no talent. And now he knows that the cops don’t think he’s important, either. The biggest L yet
Who the fuck knows where it will go from here.
2. BDA v. Patrick S Tomlinson
1. Patrick S. Tomlinson v. MPD
I was thinking about this today - these recorded events give you a real-time view into his mind as reality sets in, each of which has gotten progressively worse over time.
Josiah 5 - a monumentally embarrassing situation but not at the level of what was to come. Once he realizes he had been duped, he hurled toddler-level insults in a weird Mama Raven humiliation voice. Big L
BDA showdown - a much more serious situation than Josiah that he brought upon himself. Once reality set in that he was going to lose, he took a more serious tone as his rising frustration caused him to repeat himself dozen of times and try to steamroll the judge in an actual courtroom. Bigger L
Patrick v. MPD - Obviously the story is still unfolding here but this was a side of Patrick that I didn’t believe existed. It sounds like he finally realized that the cops just don’t care enough to remember him. A narcissist’s worst nightmare.
Once reality set in, he couldn’t handle it. He’s so worn down that he went into a manic state and threw a temper tantrum. He knows his life has gone to shit. He knows there’s nothing in his future. He knows he has no money, no friends, and no talent. And now he knows that the cops don’t think he’s important, either. The biggest L yet
Who the fuck knows where it will go from here.
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One of my biggest gripes with the kiwi fags is that they mostly only really listened to the Josiah tapes without reading the apostlegate files.
Having just J1-5 gives you a good glimpse of patrick but not how the entire thing unfolded. very rarely mentioned is Seth Simons, Cris Italia, the forum exploit, mole, anna etc. how everything was weaved together and with luck, skill, talent it manifested into what it is.
Josiah/Apostlegate stand completely on their own and should have its own top 5.
Having just J1-5 gives you a good glimpse of patrick but not how the entire thing unfolded. very rarely mentioned is Seth Simons, Cris Italia, the forum exploit, mole, anna etc. how everything was weaved together and with luck, skill, talent it manifested into what it is.
Josiah/Apostlegate stand completely on their own and should have its own top 5.