Top 5 moments in patposting history

[Faggot Boqposter]

Does this make the top 5? I think so. Here are my top 5

5) Tomlinson v Nadolski court hearing audio (the non Dan version)
- hilarious, humiliating, revealing.

4) Tomlinson v John Doe 1, court video
-pathetic, embarrassing, vindicaTing

3) strictly atalking podcast appearance
-delusional, demeaning,

2) Karen Alivia’s recording

1) Josiah reveal
-shut your FUCKING mouth

Honorable mention to the first contact form but with that insane black woman on Twitter

What are your top 5 in light of recent events

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I think Nadolski is 3 for the fact he's in front of a judge and we got the pepperoni story in legal record

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Traffic court is up there. Ribs were plentiful that morning.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The Lappening beats out Strictly Stalking.

The GPA reveal was probably more embarassing for him than trying to restrain Nadolski. I mean, that's his entire villain backstory explained.

EDIT: I forgot about him leaking his secret identity as Torque Wheeler!

So much humiliation and he's never stepped away from the internet for as much as a day.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

The Lappening beats out Strictly Stalking.

The GPA reveal was probably more embarassing for him than trying to restrain Nadolski. I mean, that's his entire villain backstory explained.

EDIT: I forgot about him leaking his secret identity as Torque Wheeler!

So much humiliation and he's never stepped away from the internet for as much as a day.

Fack there is so much! All the recent insanity caused amnesia and I forgot the lappening. That could and should be #1 because it led to the daughter abandonment discovery. And the gpa thing? Traffic court? Having his blue check mark taken away? These could all be in there. My list is kind of shit, tbh

I’m not going to edit my list. I’ll let it stand as a monument to the fact that pat has provided so much laughter it makes remembering everything all but impossible.

 

[Brooke Shields]

if we're talking auditory then of course those.

The transcript reveal & lappening were great moments that explained his gay and retardedness

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Imagine for a moment that this is your life:


1. The Lappening
He was cucked by his friend on camera and all his enemies know

2. Judge rules in Fatso vs Quasi
He has to pay his worst enemy $35,000

3. Grade Point Retarded
Everyone knows he was too stupid to even pass basic high school classes

4. Grassy Mound recording from Alivia
He was cuffed by the police, cried and all his neighbours saw.

5. Josiah accuses Pat of obesity, homosexuality and breastage.
He realises he has been mercilessly fooled for hours, there is going to be no sympathetic article and he has given away vital information.

6. Torque Unmasked
Due to obsessively texting cyberterrorists, he blows his cover and all chance for a career as a pure car guy.

 

[guest]

Traffic court is up there. Ribs were plentiful that morning.

I laughed harder in the damn waiting room than I ever had previously in my entire life. That must make the list.

 

[guest]

Recency bias but here it goes :
1. 7/25 (25/7 for my European followers) - complete tardrage against MPD
2. Josiah part 5 - House of cards falling down, not getting 8500 word article in the HuffPo
3. Lappening - the fact that first someone discovered some random con pictures and then I think it was JSS saw the goldmine that was The Lappening
4. Getting banned for 2020 elections and for the promo of his dumb book
5. Strickly Atalking - just funny delusions.

 

[guest]

1. Lappening
2. Josiah calls
3. Last night
4. Quasi v Rick in CA
5. Worldcon 2021 - Loney Rick, payquasi.com cards, Twitter hijinks

 

[guest]

I think this has #1 potential if there is body cam footage

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I think this has #1 potential if there is body cam footage

I think that's asking TOO much. I'm going to watch some Norm videos, put some money in the collection tray on Sunday and just see what happens.

 

[guest]

I think this has #1 potential if there is body cam footage

Bodycam would be 100% #1, anyone who denies it is a contrarian retard.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

You couldn't dream up a Netflix series more insane and hilarious than Piggy.

Episode 102 - Fatrick gets bitchslapped in court and tries to Kool-Aid man his way in.
Episode 115 - Fatrick shrieks like a bitch when he's told by HuffPo management that he's a fat faggot with bitch tits
Episode 217 - Judgement Debt Day
Episode 259 - Fatrick and his webforms

And so on...

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Imagine for a moment that this is your life:


1. The Lappening
He was cucked by his friend on camera and all his enemies know

2. Judge rules in Fatso vs Quasi
He has to pay his worst enemy $35,000

3. Grade Point Retarded
Everyone knows he was too stupid to even pass basic high school classes

4. Grassy Mound recording from Alivia
He was cuffed by the police, cried and all his neighbours saw.

5. Josiah accuses Pat of obesity, homosexuality and breastage.
He realises he has been mercilessly fooled for hours, there is going to be no sympathetic article and he has given away vital information.

6. Torque Unmasked
Due to obsessively texting cyberterrorists, he blows his cover and all chance for a career as a pure car guy.

If this were me I’d be fixing on that toe trigger attachment to a 12 gauge

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Bodycam would be 100% #1, anyone who denies it is a contrarian retard.

In another day and era, that video would be sold in the back room of a video rental store and carried out in a brown paper bag.

 

[Meownaw]

Traffic court is up there. Ribs were plentiful that morning.

That was the early days of messing with him in real time. I thank God for COVID or we never would have had that video/audio.

 

[guest]

That was the early days of messing with him in real time. I thank God for COVID or we never would have had that video/audio.

That goes for all the lolsuit coverage too. It sucks that future cases we’ll be deprived of that. It’s going to take a lot of the fun out of it.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Josiah part 5 is still numero uno for me. My jaw was on the fucking floor the entire time.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

The Lappening beats out Strictly Stalking.

The GPA reveal was probably more embarassing for him than trying to restrain Nadolski. I mean, that's his entire villain backstory explained.

EDIT: I forgot about him leaking his secret identity as Torque Wheeler!

So much humiliation and he's never stepped away from the internet for as much as a day.

Lappening has to be in the top 3, if I was Pat I would never show my face in public again after an embarrassment of that magnitude. The lolsuit and Josiah tapes deserve the 1 and 2 just because imo they really did elevate this forum to another level. I can’t say for sure but I’m almost positive that someday I’m going to be lying on my deathbed saying to myself “I wish I had spent less time with my kids and more time Pat posting”