Tommy Tomlinson, Town Drunk

[fusciasomething]

If he would have hit somebody all 16 people in his car may have died.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This guys resume has everything.

 

[RobertMewler]

Safe isn't his speed, child.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

"Tipsy Tom"

 

[TorqueWheeler]

What a disgusting piece of shit your dad is, Pat. Just like you. No regard for anyone else but yourselves. I bet Tommy was the first to coin the phrase "safe isn't my speed" while trying to impress his fat, retarded pig-son.

 

[EraGodless]

"Tipsy Tom"

When it's written out like that, it just looks so fucking absurd that one cannot help but laugh at how full of shit Patrick is-- if Tommy T. we're 3 of those things it would be pretty impressive, but all of them? Sure, Patrick. And of course since they're his father's accomplishments, Pat is an expert in all of those fields via osmosis.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

When it's written out like that, it just looks so fucking absurd that one cannot help but laugh at how full of shit Patrick is-- if Tommy T. we're 3 of those things it would be pretty impressive, but all of them? Sure, Patrick. And of course since they're his father's accomplishments, Pat is an expert in all of those fields via osmosis.

And has already surpassed them all while dividing his time between the fart couch and the bar at Hooligans. Impressive stuff, Pat.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Torque Wheeler was conceived in the backseat of a '32 Ford Coupe rat rod after his dad wrapped it around a telephone pole and figured he and the bar floozy had a few minutes before the highway patrol showed up

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

How long do you think it took Darrell to get that $1700?
#PayDarrell

 

[NortheastPhilly]

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This is Darrell. He died in 1982, and married the other victim only a year after the incident, but Mildred died in 1977

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Undoubtedly, their lives were cut short by a drunk faggot rodeo clown. Shameful.

 

[guest]

If he would have hit somebody all 16 people in his car may have died.

He's a clown you see.... lol. Vurrrryyy good.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Anyone got the screenshot of Pat being texted this?