Tommy Tomlinson is a technologically inept retarded boomer

[Easily_Remembered]

It would be hilarious if most of these tales about Tommy Tomlinson were true, because it would only serve to further contrast Tommy's full life of accomplishments against his son's 42 years of steady failures, responsibility shirking and descent into obscurity. Honestly, at this point I would question if Mama Raven got knocked up by the neighborhood hobo while Tommy T was out riding bulls and being a roadie for Motley Crue.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

It would be hilarious if most of these tales about Tommy Tomlinson were true, because it would only serve to further contrast Tommy's full life of accomplishments against his son's 42 years of steady failures, responsibility shirking and descent into obscurity. Honestly, at this point I would question if Mama Raven got knocked up by the neighborhood hobo while Tommy T was out riding bulls and being a roadie for Motley Crue.

Yeah no kidding, evidently Tommy’s work ethic wasn’t passed down to his first lesser son. Kyle seems to have it together.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

While Piggy’s grandpa was a “bomb electrician in wwii” (sounds like cowardice to me, old men built the bombs, young men fought the war) my grandfather was over in the Pacific theatre fighting the Japanese. Unfiltered Lucky Strike between his lips as he laid down BAR Cover fire.

Lmao did Patrick really claim his grandpa was an electrician in WW2? What a fucking dope.

My grandmother had 4 of her siblings in the war, one in Europe, three in the Pacific. One of them fought at Tarawa and Guadalcanal, while Patrick’s grandpa “shoveled shit in Louisiana” as Patton would’ve put it.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Lmao did Patrick really claim his grandpa was an electrician in WW2? What a fucking dope.

My grandmother had 4 of her siblings in the war, one in Europe, three in the Pacific. One of them fought at Tarawa and Guadalcanal, while Patrick’s grandpa “shoveled shit in Louisiana” as Patton would’ve put it.

He electrified the A Bomb, child. He was giving Einstein Glory Hole inspiration in Tennessee.

I guess he assumes that sounds impressive? You know what sounds more impressive? My grandfather lied and said he was 18, joined the Army, on December 9, 1941 so two days after Pearl Harbor. Served under Dugout Doug in the Pacific, was a POW at one point, escaped the Japanese got back to his unit asked for a rifle and kept on fighting.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He electrified the A Bomb, child. He was giving Einstein Glory Hole inspiration in Tennessee.

I guess he assumes that sounds impressive? You know what sounds more impressive? My grandfather lied and said he was 18, joined the Army, on December 9, 1941 so two days after Pearl Harbor. Served under Dugout Doug in the Pacific, was a POW at one point, escaped the Japanese got back to his unit asked for a rifle and kept on fighting.

Nice wartime heroism, stupid.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

Anytime I read the name Tommy Tomlinson, I just think of Tom Tuttle from Tacoma Washington

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Tommy Tomlinson was clearly a faggot.

Given that Rick likes to loy and tell tall tales about shit that never happened, or would never happen, one would have to wonder if Papa Clown was a lazy fat fuck like his effeminate soon-to-be bankrupt son.

Only someone who's ashamed of their parents would overcompensate to such a degree that they would need to brag about their mom and dad's skills and "achievements".

Mama Raven must have really emasculated Papa Clown in the Tomlinson half-household. I think that this is an aspect of Rick's upbringing that hasn't been autisically inspected yet. Could it be that Rick witnessed his dad repeatedly being called "child" by his cunt mother?

 

[guest]

Is he proud of his daughter? Probably not. She hasn't sent him a yearly list of outstanding achievements and grandiose feats. Most non-psychotic parents know that accomplishments and pride aren't a list of things to impress upon strangers.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

How old are his parents? Him mom was in her late 30's/early 40's when she had him, wasnt she? This explains so much about his behavior

He’s 41 and both parents are well into their 70’s, so correct.

not only that his paternal grandparents are boobs who named a child Tom Tomlinson.

 

[guest]

both parents are well into their 70’s

When they had their first Cabbagepatch kid plop out into the world they must've had serious talks about the risk of trying again at their age to have a non-retarded kid. Kyle was a Hail Mary pass.

I am allergic to your milk, mother! I require Mountain Dew!

edit: new avatar hotness for someone.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

When they had their first Cabbagepatch kid plop out into the world they must've had serious talks about the risk of trying again at their age to have a non-retarded kid. Kyle was a Hail Mary pass.

I am allergic to your milk, mother! I require Mountain Dew!

edit: new avatar hotness for someone.

When you fuck up the first time you gotta try again.

I have three kids. None were attempts to improve on the last one. All three have their qualities and flaws. But none were a replacement for a mistake.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

I was fortunate enough to get into a line of work that isn’t available to many.

Cosplaying famous musicians?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Cosplaying famous musicians?

You're thinking of someone else.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

You're thinking of someone else.