Tom Bombadil = Faggot

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I was sure it was purple because he's a . . . You know

In the behind the scenes George says they picked green because it shows up better at the start of the movie against the bright blue sky (filmed in Tuscany?)

Like the behind the scenes shows Sam Jackson asking for a purple one because it’s cool and George just saying “ok”

But windu’s is purple because it represents he’s tapping into the dark side (red) mixed with the Jedi blue bla bla bla bla bla. It’s retrofitted lore to simple movie making choic

 

[HeyItsVos]

WWAW female hobbits? Would you?

Absolutely. And the Shire is exactly where I’d live. Have a job hanging things up high for the hobbits, have like 8 meals a day, smoke a little pipe weed, and then bust in my hobbit wife after a long day.

 

[guest]

lukes laser sword was green because he stuck it up youdas ass and it got green shit all over it

 

[LingerLonger]

Ok, so check this. It's clear to me that, in retrospect, Tolkien wouldn't have re-written the first half of Fellowship the way he originally did. The writing in the first half is much more similar to the whimsical fairytale style of The Hobbit than the darker and more mature Romantic mythology stuff that followed. Tom Bombadil and his mysterious cunt wife don't fit into this at all.

It's pretty obvious what happened with LOTR. Tolkien tried to write a version of WWI for kids. It was impossible because everyone was getting their limbs blown off and faces mashed in by artillery. Or guys choking on toxic gas to death by the tens of thousands in one battle. He simply couldn't really make his own WWI experiences into anything but something brutal. Tolkien was on the front lines for a few months but got trench fever and nearly died. It took a decade for him to actually recover. He tried to return to active duty but couldn't even bribe a medical board to pass him back to service because trench fever turned him into a zombie.

As the story gets further away from the Shire it gets more unpleasant. By the time they return to the Shire even that has been corrupted.

Also Lucas's only planning for Star Wars was reading Dune a few times and changing the names around. Then pissing himself when Frank Herbert died without leaving an ending for him to rip off.

 

[Chapel]

LOTR wasn’t an allegory for anything, all it was intended to be was at best a mythology for England as Tokien felt Englands had been lost because of the Norman invasion. The Hobbits are the English and after all the years writing, editing, rewriting and perfecting it, it gets appropriated by niggers on amazon.
I’d rather have had Tom Bombadil in the movie than fucking Arwen. One line of dialogue in the trilogy and yet shes in about an hour of thr movies.
I mean they totally omit how as a youth Aragorn had served Gondors army, became renowned and loved by the city and Denethors old man which led him to find and use the Palantir of Gondor and become ensnared by Sauron. Did they even show him using the Palantir? I mean they made a big deal of him burning alive with it in the book.
Jackson was a fucking hack, him and those fat frumps

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I thought they all had faggoty elf names like Frodo and Dildo and shit. Then there's one that's just named fucking Tom? I picture him as a regular balding guy with a short sleeved dress shirt and tie who carries a briefcase. "Pleased to meet you, fellas. I'm Tom. Tom Bombadil. I'm Sherri's husband."

 

[Stent]

The rings are a metaphor for marriage. You don't realize what it is until you put the ring on. You think you want to keep it forever. Then you either become too corrupted to notice you're becoming a cunt or you are overwhelmed by it and want to be rid of it but can't easily break off the connection. Once you're free of it, you're forever tainted but you can have a better life or you go back to seeking the ring.

Tolkien told me all this on the set of Kevin Spacey movie before Wyyz raped his holes.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The rings are a metaphor for marriage. You don't realize what it is until you put the ring on. You think you want to keep it forever. Then you either become too corrupted to notice you're becoming a cunt or you are overwhelmed by it and want to be rid of it but can't easily break off the connection. Once you're free of it, you're forever tainted but you can have a better life or you go back to seeking the ring.

Tolkien told me all this on the set of Kevin Spacey movie before Wyyz raped his holes.

Was it K-PAX?

 

[Stent]

Was it K-PAX?

It was. Wyyz said "Alien? GAY!" then stretched all of Tolkien's holes. I politely left the honeywagon.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I said that too, I'm glad he was cut out. Oh an omnipotent being that can instantly stop all this suffering and death but is filled with too much whimsy? Fuck this douche

first time reading the LOTR trilogy I felt that section was a chore to read but going back he's one of the most interesting characters. He's not all powerful but because unlike the Maiar he's of middle earth so unlike the beings created by those forces (the elves, humans dwarves) he's tied to nature so he's immune to the influence of the Ring. basically Gandalf tells frodo when he asks why they can't give him the ring that he'd probably misplace it because he doesn't even understand the importance of it. he's sorta like a Nature Demi God like Beorn, which makes me interested in his origins

 

[guest]

LOTR wasn’t an allegory for anything, all it was intended to be was at best a mythology for England as Tokien felt Englands had been lost because of the Norman invasion. The Hobbits are the English and after all the years writing, editing, rewriting and perfecting it, it gets appropriated by niggers on amazon.
I’d rather have had Tom Bombadil in the movie than fucking Arwen. One line of dialogue in the trilogy and yet shes in about an hour of thr movies.
I mean they totally omit how as a youth Aragorn had served Gondors army, became renowned and loved by the city and Denethors old man which led him to find and use the Palantir of Gondor and become ensnared by Sauron. Did they even show him using the Palantir? I mean they made a big deal of him burning alive with it in the book.
Jackson was a fucking hack, him and those fat frumps

Changing Aragorn from a guy who was hellbent on being king to "Gee, I don't know guys! I can't be king!" was a huge mistake.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I’m not saying you’re one of those people because you aren’t, but I love lore and dive deep into it but I know in reality there isn’t a great meaning behind most stuff, it’s just some dude made it up, probably impulsively.

I theory I heard was that "The Ring" itself was actually the ability to use usury, but because Tolkien was a cucked German living in England he didn't have the balls to say it.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The rings are a metaphor for marriage. You don't realize what it is until you put the ring on. You think you want to keep it forever. Then you either become too corrupted to notice you're becoming a cunt or you are overwhelmed by it and want to be rid of it but can't easily break off the connection. Once you're free of it, you're forever tainted but you can have a better life or you go back to seeking the ring.

Tolkien told me all this on the set of Kevin Spacey movie before Wyyz raped his holes.

Tolkien was a MGTOW incel and drove a Lamborghini and talked about the man-o-sphere

 

[Stent]

Tolkien was a MGTOW incel and drove a Lamborghini and talked about the man-o-sphere

Bitches want rings so I wrote a book where none of them get one.

 

[Not bad]

The fall Gondolin is basically an allegory for modern day Europe. Morgoth / George Soros really motherfucked us both.

 

[guest]

The fall Gondolin is basically an allegory for modern day Europe. Morgoth / George Soros really motherfucked us both.

Maeglin did some bad fawkin stuff behind the scenes. I got people, they tell me tings. I never really knew Maeglin, to be perfectly fawkin honest witcha.

 

[Not bad]

Maeglin did some bad fawkin stuff behind the scenes. I got people, they tell me tings. I never really knew Maeglin, to be perfectly fawkin honest witcha.

- "I'm a fiercely loyal dude"
Maeglin