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Have they ever considered making a soup that doesn't look like it came out of someone?
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They need to go back to their squad and look up soup recipes.I keep a sharp eye on Hooli's soup of the day and - to be honest whicha - their last one looked like an improvement.
That resembles a soup bowl. Someone may have wiped the rim. They didn't literally wipe their ass with the school-issue toilet paper before putting it on the plate. I'm pleasantly surprised.
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But whoever said this latest offering looks like the prop vomit from The Exorcist was completely right! I actually remember from a documentary that WAS actually pea soup. Probably the same fucking batch number knowing their standard procurement approach of breaking into abandoned buildings to steal tinned cans of expired food and scrape up whatever roadkill they encounter on the ride home.
> It'll keep you warm on a hot day like today..
What does that even mean?? Are they self-parodying at this point? "We know this is the absolute worst soup to serve at this time of year, but you know us, LOL!"
Can they not even do the barest minimum of their jobs?
Because then they'd have to buy and wash a saucer, dummy. This way they can reuse the basket for 4-5 customers and then just throw it out once it's got so much dried food caked on it that the bowl won't sit straight.Why the wax paper and plastic basket? Just fucking serve the bowl on a saucer like every other restaurant on the planet!
According to Rick it’s a major city. Pile of shit moolie infested shithole in a flyover stateIs Milwaukee a city of retards? I'm starting to think all the Downs kids were shipped there and told "You're all real people now!" and they have an army of low paid caretakers just shuffling them around the city pretending they have jobs and homes.
it might not look good but split pea and ham soup is fawking delicous! #RuizingPea soup is already a poverty dish and it looks like they still skimped out on it. Its so watery.
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