Today's soup is Cheesey Broccoli (Seriously, this is the worst plating I have ever seen. The crackers are thrown in the plastic bowl.)

[Juschippinyababe]

Do you think the retard cums in the soup? Mmmm creamy.

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Wait nigga are you trying to tells me they got mannaise in their Mayonaise?

 

[guest]

Wait nigga are you trying to tells me they got mannaise in their Mayonaise?

 

[DanFielding]

The only thing worse than the soup is the way they spelled ”cheesy”. Fucking dumbasses.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

you don't like flat beer + broccoli/cheese soup while sitting within fart range of a certain portly author? no good?

I understand the fact there is a brand of alcoholic who likes to drink with people, so I get the concept of a dive bar at noon on Monday.

I just can't figure out the demographic of person who goes to Hooligan's for lunch on Monday for their soup of the day.

Genuinely perplexed.

 

[Conehead Nigger]

Piss vomit

Wrong as always, cuz. I would dip my pulsating purple cock head in it and let your momma lick it off.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Someone needs to burn this place down.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

It has to be the job of some retarded daughter who went to school for social marketing.

Yeah honey, just send out the soup of the day

Teenage girls know how to take way better food pics than this.

It's like they're using a canon handheld digital camera from 2005.

iPhones take way better pics than this shit

 

[guest]

Someone needs to burn this place down.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

'Soup of the day'... next they'll be doing 'wheel of meat'

We got a new special with our side salad - is it a douche or is it a dressing? Come on down to Hooligans and find out! We were recently featured on FOX25, youknowwhatImean?

Come on over on Wednesdays when we have our drinking game, Weird Booze!

 

[DominusOdium]

Looks like the lung butter coughed up by a homeless man

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

They can't spring for Premium saltine crackers, so they go with the off brand Sysco generic ones. Do they sell Dr. Thunder or Shasta cola too? Hooligans sounds like a real shit hole.

I worked at a bar that served RC Cola whenever someone asked for a Coke, and nobody ever knew or gave a shit. Its a complete waste of money for a local business to serve name brand soda

 

[warchief1978]

I worked at a bar that served RC Cola whenever someone asked for a Coke, and nobody ever knew or gave a shit. Its a complete waste of money for a local business to serve name brand soda

Are you actually defending Hooligans?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Are you actually defending Hooligans?

We have a little thing around here called integrity, ok bub?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I worked at a bar that served RC Cola whenever someone asked for a Coke, and nobody ever knew or gave a shit. Its a complete waste of money for a local business to serve name brand soda

RC always reminded me more of Pepsi. My family called all soda "coke" out of white trashiness

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Where's the broccoli? Did they forget the carrots as well? It's like they realize their customer base recoils in horror at the site of vegetables so it's just over blended into whatever that is.

Looks like the lung butter coughed up by a homeless man

This is the right answer. I can actually hear the sound of it expulsing from some old man's partially blocked bronchial tubes.

 

[warchief1978]

We have a little thing around here called integrity, ok bub?

Listen, child. Hooligans food is slop, regardless of what crackers or soda they serve.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

We got a new special with our side salad - is it a douche or is it a dressing? Come on down to Hooligans and find out! We were recently featured on FOX25, youknowwhatImean?

Come on over on Wednesdays when we have our drinking game, Weird Booze!

I would absolutely go to a bar if they did Weird Booze to be completely honest witcha

 

[FurBurger]

I like how they put a dryer sheet down to save them the trouble of washing the plate.

Also, serving the soup bowl on a plate, so to a retard's mind it looks like more food.