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25/64th of a freedom unit.
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I remember this coming up once before. Someone figured his story cat must have been a maine coon (lol) to be that size. He didn't say that, though. Usually he can't squeeze enough unnecessary details into his lies. Maybe the cat was morbidly obese and, as we know, Pat tends to confuse that with being fit and muscular.
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The fuck is a tomcat?
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Its a male cat knee deep burried in strange
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If boo was so great why'd you torture him to death when you were seven, Patrick?
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Yeah, fag, your cat somehow killed an apex predator that had ahold of it.
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A mature male that has never been neutered, so everything Pat wishes he could be.
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Rick has a history of owning pets that are equally as smart and not fat and heroic as he is. Let's not forget about his dog spot or whatever the fuck that knew where his grandpa was buried and laid on the grave. It was something gay like that, I don't fucking know.
Also he took a dying lizard to a vet during the height of COVID to get an x ray that cost who knows how much fucking money. Only for the thing to croak days later. He had more emotional attachment to a cold blooded reptile than he does his own daughter.
Also he took a dying lizard to a vet during the height of COVID to get an x ray that cost who knows how much fucking money. Only for the thing to croak days later. He had more emotional attachment to a cold blooded reptile than he does his own daughter.
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Do you know what kind of a soulless creep you have to be in order to love a lizard like that? Fuck that lizard, I hope they're peeling his scales off in hell
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The Price is Wrong, child.
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I really don't think he gave a fuck about it other than it was one of his go-to props. Every fucking dumb unboxing video he made, there was a dumb lizard on his shoulder. That and he needs to have one so he can simp on that (tranny?) who posts lizard pics from time to time. I don't think he actually has the capacity to authentically care about, much less love, anything or anyone but himself.
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I guess that's the definition of a pathological liar, isn't it? He gains nothing from this lie. He just daydreamed some nonsense and being a sperg he thought it merited being shared with the world
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He's a petty liar. You should only lie about HUGE things, not trivial stuff.
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It's fireside story Pat!
"Sits down chile. But first you close that door. Ok, now where was I? Oh, yes. When I was your age chile I didn't have much of anything. Clothes on my back, the sunshine that fell on my face and a mean ol 35 pound tomcat called Boo. Sits still, chile I ain't gots to the good part yet. Now where was I? Oh yes, that big 'ol ball of fur and claws. Well, he wasn't afraid of anything let me tell you....
"Sits down chile. But first you close that door. Ok, now where was I? Oh, yes. When I was your age chile I didn't have much of anything. Clothes on my back, the sunshine that fell on my face and a mean ol 35 pound tomcat called Boo. Sits still, chile I ain't gots to the good part yet. Now where was I? Oh yes, that big 'ol ball of fur and claws. Well, he wasn't afraid of anything let me tell you....