Today on 'Shit That Didn't Happen'

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

A barn owl neither has that wingspan, nor the weight to carry off a cat, nor are they known to

even the much larger great horned owl which is known to prey on cats doesn't have that wingspan, and 18 lbs would be a stretch. Also you'd never mistake a barn owl for a great horned owl

 

[guest]

A housecat eating a barn owl. Haha. Right pig. Right. Fat faggot.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Why of all things does he choose to lie about this? I mean who gives a turkey

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Wtf is a centimeter?

 

[N64 Cube]

Wtf is a centimeter?

Not a unit of freedom

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

There are only two owls with wingspans that big and they arent in the US.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Wtf is a centimeter?

110cm is approximately 43 inches (3ft 7in)

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Why of all things does he choose to lie about this? I mean who gives a turkey

Coincidentally my cat Boo ate a 12ft tall turkey too, child.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

The story went from "cat found a dead owl" to "my cat fought a mutant owl to the death". Looking forward to episode 3 where Pat and Boo prevent the Challenger from exploding.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

41 year old man making up badass stories about his long-dead childhood cat for internet points. We're all just jealous of how amazing and cool his life is.

 

[Raymond]

An 18lb cat would be grossly overweight or huge, much bigger than an owl. Despite all the practice he gets pretty much daily, he's only good at lying if it's on the couch.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

“…and that’s what my cyberstalkers don’t understand.
They are the owl. I am Boo.
They don’t understand this. They will soon.”

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Minsc and Boo

Minsc is a kind-hearted but rather addled warrior known for his habit of talking to a hamster. He believes that the animal, called Boo, is a Miniature Giant Space Hamster, but no-one else ever sees any evidence of this. When asked about his past, Minsc proclaims that he is a berserker warrior...

baldursgate2.fandom.com

this may be a partial inspiration to this tall tale

 

[fusciasomething]

Rick fucked his cat is what I took from this

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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The story went from "cat found a dead owl" to "my cat fought a mutant owl to the death". Looking forward to episode 3 where Pat and Boo prevent the Challenger from exploding.

He is so easily exposed. What stupid thing to exaggerate. Pat you are such a sad sack of shit.

 

[42069]

Whenever he is feeling bad he tweets a ridiculous Pat tale to make himself feel better

 

[guest]

He is so easily exposed. What stupid thing to exaggerate. Pat you are such a sad sack of shit.

Why continue telling tall tales when HE KNOWS we're going to call him out?
There are only two options: he's a pathological liar and can't help it, or he's a masochist and enjoys being a victim.
Either way he's fat.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Perfect name for Patso's cat: Boooooooooooooooooooooo

#DLTBOW was on Boo's collar
Don't
Let
The
Barn
Owls
Win

Shouldn't there be weight loss from the mil-spec sperging Rick generates?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Why continue telling tall tales when HE KNOWS we're going to call him out?
There are only two options: he's a pathological liar and can't help it, or he's a masochist and enjoys being a victim.
Either way he's fat.

He’s a literal pants-shitting retard stepping on rake after rake for our amusement. He’s the stupidest and ugliest man alive. I hope Fat Pat lives forever.