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treat her like a motorbike... ride it like you stole it!
I'm just doing jokes now, but hope if it's meant to be then it all works-out.
I'm just doing jokes now, but hope if it's meant to be then it all works-out.
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You’re overthinking this way too much. Just go with the flow maaaan. If there’s mutual attraction things will sort themselves out.
Just don’t knock her up.
Keep on the socks AND the white New Balance sneakers. You will be irresistible.Keep your socks on. Drives em crazy.
she did say her dad “is not a good guy”, this may workA few whiskies before. Your dick will be as hard as a week-old baguette and about as sensitive. You'll be able to bash away at her cunt like a battering ram for half an hour without any chance of blowing your wad. Meanwhile, unless you're hung like a light switch, she'll cum 4 or 5 times. Plus the smell of booze on your breath will tie into whatever weird uncle/stranger rape fantasy she secretly has.
Like when you're in traffic court?I want to take them even when I don’t really need them.
This also works for prostitutes.
Lmfao, this has to be a bait post. "Lots of skin contact"? C'mon!Constructive comments only!
All I have is:
Lots of eye contact
Lots of skin contact
Lots of buildup & foreplay & teasing
DO NOT pull out
Pls advise any advanced techniques or strategies you recommend
What's more romantic is not asking her permission for anything. Haven't you ever read any of the best selling women's romance novels in history, written by women? Being treated respectfully and being asked permission is a vaginal desiccant.Which is more romantic?
“Can I come inside you?”
OR
“Can I finish inside you?”
"Where do you want it?"Which is more romantic?
“Can I come inside you?”
OR
“Can I finish inside you?”
Just say I'm gonna cum and she'll tell you where she wants it.Which is more romantic?
“Can I come inside you?”
OR
“Can I finish inside you?”
Guys, stop being subservient to women for just one moment in your lives, and put it where YOU want it, not where SHE wants itJust say I'm gonna cum and she'll tell you where she wants it.
That's what I call pulling a @Rutherford_b_BlazeGuys, stop being subservient to women for just one moment in your lives, and put it where YOU want it, not where SHE wants it
Lmfao, this has to be a bait post. "Lots of skin contact"? C'mon!
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