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Tips for making a sex tape? (GASSERS do not read)

Imager

Scaffolding Photographer
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I didn’t even ask, I was offered unprompted.

In the past they’ve always been gay, shaky cam, not good lighting, etc.

How do you do this and have it look good and not stupid? I’m thinking I just sit back in a chair and say go to town so I can keep the phone steady.
Be sure to hit REC otherwise you'll look like a fool for sure when you go back to watch it.

Be sure to label the tape "Real Estate Timeshare Seminar" so that your kids will never watch it.

Hire a black guy to play your part.
 

PorqueDealer

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Making the video is the easiest part. It's making sure someone doesn't get the data after.
Store it in an encrypted container, in an encrypted VHD, on an encrypted hard drive (say encrypted again, stupid).

For the easiest time set up camera(s) in fixed locations where you know the framing of the shots and shape your sex around that.
It's easier to work it for the camera, than trying to work the camera.
Keep cell phone on standby so you can get some POV and splice that in, in post-ed.

this is the jizz stack i take to nut ropes:

L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg

Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg

Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg

Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg

Add in some celeriac.
stay hydrated.
 

PorqueDealer

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Having an encrypted hard drive full of pornography sounds safe and respectable.

Well.. all of my stuff is encrypted so its not like its just porn.
Unless you are intending to distribute it, then keep it secure, otherwise someone else might.

The best tip would be to not do it. However, if you do, you should take certain precautions.
Same with disposing of laptops/phones etc. unless you had full disk encryption then always remove/destroy all storage.

Great @Harry Powell has gone full blown degenerate.... Well funsters, it's only a matter of time before he walks in on her fucking a nigger which will force him back into the loving embrace of fent. RIP...
Is it more degenerate than watching videos of other people having sex?
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie bonnie bonnie❤️
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It's "Berenstain Bears"

I know I know. I thought they were Jewish too. But they actually teach some good Christian values IIRC.
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Damn, I’ve been wrong about that for years now.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Great @Harry Powell has gone full blown degenerate.... Well funsters, it's only a matter of time before he walks in on her fucking a nigger which will force him back into the loving embrace of fent. RIP..

Bzzzt! Wrong once more stlaker. Not gonna do it... But if we did, it would be loving, and for us to remember how it was to be young and beautiful and in love when we are old.
 

Honey Badger

My father has no penis
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A girlfriend and I made a video when I was 21. It was horrifying. The only thing that ever holds up is tasteful soft core nudes. Anything too explicit is either ugly or cheap
I had a great BJ + reverse cowgirl video from my young twenties bachelor days. And then one day I checked my camera roll and it was GONE! Stolen from me like a thief in the night along with some very tasteful Titty pics of a college gf. To this day I don’t know how that happened and I’m still upset about it
 
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