Tips for making a sex tape? (GASSERS do not read)

[Harry Powell]

I didn’t even ask, I was offered unprompted.

In the past they’ve always been gay, shaky cam, not good lighting, etc.

How do you do this and have it look good and not stupid? I’m thinking I just sit back in a chair and say go to town so I can keep the phone steady.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Straight handjob from gay friend?

 

[Harry Powell]

Straight handjob from gay friend?

Pat’s not the only forum member in that video

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Sex tapes are for the young, nobody wants to see a shrivelled old man (you) ravage some poor girl.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I don't see a lot of upside to making one...

Could wind up in the wrong hands, plus everyone is used to seeing porno dicks in such tapes, so your average bird will look especially petite

If I did one, I'd probably wear a bee keeper's helmet like howard used to make baba booey wear

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Sex tapes are for the young, nobody wants to see a shrivelled old man (you) ravage some poor girl.

She’s definitely not a damaged young woman. Hopefully Harry just leaves her alone and lets her read her “Berenstein Bears” books in peace.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Use a gopro strapped to your head so you can do whatever you were going to do without fumbling with a camera

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Everyone and their horny grandmother has a sex tape these days. If you wanna make some good rubles, you gotta think outside the box.

 

[Turk February]

Use a gopro strapped to your head so you can do whatever you were going to do without fumbling with a camera

Just tape your phone to the outside of a pair of goggles. Ain't no one got the money for a GoPro with the inflation and shit.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Just tape your phone to the outside of a pair of goggles. Ain't no one got the money for a GoPro with the inflation and shit.

How about this:

Head-Mounted Mobile Phone Holder,First-Person View Video Outdoor Live Shooting Bracket with Phone Clip(4"-7") for iPhone Samsung Smartphones and GoPro Insta360 Sony DJI Action Camera Head Mount Strap https://a.co/d/cEL0sk6

 

[Turk February]

How about this:

Head-Mounted Mobile Phone Holder,First-Person View Video Outdoor Live Shooting Bracket with Phone Clip(4"-7") for iPhone Samsung Smartphones and GoPro Insta360 Sony DJI Action Camera Head Mount Strap https://a.co/d/cEL0sk6

Yeah, its says 15.99, but you're forgetting about delivery. They always fuck you on the delivery.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah, its says 15.99, but you're forgetting about delivery. They always fuck you on the delivery.

Processing and handling? What the fuck does processing mean!?

 

[Turk February]

here you go. I'd secure it to the head with some extra tape

 

[Honey Badger]

Hit it from behind and make sure the camera is placed in a downward angle behind you. I need the balls slapping the back of her ass to dominate the frame or I can’t even get hard

 

[johnnynoname]

tip 1- don't make a sex tape

tip 2- get paid half up front, then fuck the producer over, and never show up on set

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Take your car phone stand and a roll of duct tape, wrap your head like a mummy and go nuts.

Pro tip: make sure you leave holes to see and breathe

 

[NortheastPhilly]

One time I put my phone on the nightstand and recorded myself having sex and I deleted it immediately because we both looked retarded

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

One time I put my phone on the nightstand and recorded myself having sex and I deleted it immediately because we both looked retarded

Did she know you did that?

 

[Jizz]

this is the jizz stack i take to nut ropes:

L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg

Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg

Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg

Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg

 

[Imager]

She’s definitely not a damaged young woman. Hopefully Harry just leaves her alone and lets her read her “Berenstein Bears” books in peace.

It's "Berenstain Bears"

I know I know. I thought they were Jewish too. But they actually teach some good Christian values IIRC.