Tips for getting laid

[chocolatehellhole]

green card,

Eat your heart out, @captain_kamala. Green card > Amazon gift card.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

1. Money
2. Physical strength
3. Roofies
4. Alcohol

 

[Africa.com]

Buy her an iPad, maybe kiss her

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Sometimes you can say all the right things and it's not enough. What you do is as important as what you say.
I can only recommend to open up your eyes as wide as possible and stare at her when she speaks. Let her see all the white in your eyeballs, that is an Alpha move, implicitly signalling her to show you all the pink.
Another one is to grind your teeth periodically and stop by giving yourself a light-to-medium slap on the cheek. This implies great composure and self-control, something all women seek and is becoming increasingly rare in modern men.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Sometimes you can say all the right things and it's not enough. What you do is as important as what you say.
I can only recommend to open up your eyes as wide as possible and stare at her when she speaks. Let her see all the white in your eyeballs, that is an Alpha move, implicitly signalling her to show you all the pink.
Another one is to grind your teeth periodically and stop by giving yourself a light-to-medium slap on the cheek. This implies great composure and self-control, something all women seek and is becoming increasingly rare in modern men.

100% agree.
I also find that women love when you pay them compliments. I like the good ol’ fashion “Damn bitch, you got nice tits, I’d love to cum all over them.”
This shows that you appreciate her appearance, and by telling her what you’d do, it shows that you are a take charge kind of man. No woman wants to have to ask a man to cum on her milk bags, that’s just a turn off.

 

[Hello Oneal!]

When you see a hot broad sittin at the bar, tell her you'd give anything to just sniff her seat. They love that.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I ask them if they want to take a ride in my wheelchair together, i tell them the chair is controlled by joystick (while pointing at my dick).

 

[Dennyislife]

Pass as mid/early 20s and have a place not far from collage/uni

Various apps and it's piss easy.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

have a place not far from collage

Ribs

 

[DMbA]

My dick is dead can I bury it in your ass

 

[guest]

The trick is to be tall, good-looking, young and in-shape. Anyone can do it!

 

[Dog Eater]

The trick is to be tall, good-looking, young and in-shape. Anyone can do it!

This really is the best way. Be white too if you can swing it.

 

[guest]

This really is the best way. Be white too if you can swing it.

I used to be all of those things. Am still tall and white at least!

 

[bantadant]

The trick is to be tall, good-looking, young and in-shape. Anyone can do it!

I am none of these things and have never had any issues getting women. It's all about being funny and confident, and having ready access to dat CHOP CHEE!

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Don't be ugly.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Just befriend a lesbian or a Puerto Rican drug dealer.