Tinder whore w/ stink mouth

[Brooke Shields]

if the people here can find girls to fuck on tinder, I think it's high time I tried it myself

lead off with your dick pic, and after they dont reciprocate remind them that Norm is a jew and post that gif

of course post results here

 

[guest]

9 times out of 10 that shit is down to a food pocket. Give her a reel of dental floss and some antibacterial mouthwash and tell her not using it is a deal-breaker. The shit smell that you're getting is probably a piece of steak from last Wednesday lodged in one of her upper maxillary third molars.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

It’s pretty easy. The next time you see her, shove about 2 packs of tic-tacs down her throat, as a subtle hint.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

9 times out of 10 that shit is down to a food pocket. Give her a reel of dental floss and some antibacterial mouthwash and tell her not using it is a deal-breaker. The shit smell that you're getting is probably a piece of steak from last Wednesday lodged in one of her upper maxillary third molars.

This is actually great. I’ll just pay 200 bucks for a dentist to give her a cleaning and then I’m ready to give the dog a bone aka penis inside vagina if you catch my drift.

Just kidding at that price I’ll go the extra 3 hundo for 30 minutes with a high class prostitute in the city. The only question is what we’ll do for the other 25

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I don’t date women with poor oral hygiene or without a college education.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Smoke a cigar before you have to do your shit