Tinder whore w/ stink mouth

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Dear Abby:

I met up with this tinder whore the other night. she’s got a small waist lovely platinum blonde hair and the big juicy porn star tits. We met up once for dinner and made out for a minute in the parking lot after but her breath stank like shit. It’s possible maybe she just was having a bad breath day, but it was one of those halitosis kind of stinks. It was gross. Do I give her another date and see if it’s any better or do I nip this in the bud right now? Plz help I would absolutely bang her in the ass if it weren’t for the shit mouth. She is DTF she said she bought sexy underwear for me and wants me to come over next weekend

 

[Zombie247]

Just "Wax that ass". I watched House Party last night.

And then give us details. I'm asking for a friend.

 

[CuntFucker]

if the people here can find girls to fuck on tinder, I think it's high time I tried it myself

 

[TheNanaDook]

Tinder, for 2 years of my life, was solely responsible for me getting laid. It's doable but remember that women are still women.

if the people here can find girls to fuck on tinder, I think it's high time I tried it myself

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

if the people here can find girls to fuck on tinder, I think it's high time I tried it myself

Peel back the foreskin first and give that dick a good polish, it looks like it probably stinks. Maybe hang a pine scented air freshener on it when you’re done

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Dear Abby: OP forgot to include that this bitch is fat. Not that it bothers him, it’s just relevant information to her bad breath problem. He’s probably going to lie, because he thinks everyone is too stupid to put together the “she’s great in every other area!”, which literally doesn’t happen, and if he did find a chick who was perfect, in every other area, it wouldn’t bother him, genuinely. Please respond knowing this.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Dear Abby: OP forgot to include that this bitch is fat. Not that it bothers him, it’s just relevant information to her bad breath problem. He’s probably going to lie, because he thinks everyone is too stupid to put together the “she’s great in every other area!”, which literally doesn’t happen, and if he did find a chick who was perfect, in every other area, it wouldn’t bother him, genuinely. Please respond knowing this.

So only fat chicks can have shit breath? That’s a retarded take but thanks for the reply

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Very cute, very horny

 

[guest]

Meet up with her again, but show up with a clothespin on your nose. You don't have to smell the stink, he gets the hint

 

[guest]

You're not supposed to kiss the whore, weirdo.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

So only fat chicks can have shit breath? That’s a retarded take but thanks for the reply

No, and it’s interesting you got that out of my joke. I pointed out you didn’t point out a single flaw about her, other than that. Nice reading comprehension, stupid.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Dear Abby:

I met up with this tinder whore the other night. she’s got a small waist lovely platinum blonde hair and the big juicy porn star tits. We met up once for dinner and made out for a minute in the parking lot after but her breath stank like shit. It’s possible maybe she just was having a bad breath day, but it was one of those halitosis kind of stinks. It was gross. Do I give her another date and see if it’s any better or do I nip this in the bud right now? Plz help I would absolutely bang her in the ass if it weren’t for the shit mouth. She is DTF she said she bought sexy underwear for me and wants me to come over next weekend

Halitosis isn't real, it's a made up condition by Listerine. I say man up and blow her back out

 

[guest]

Stinky buttholes, bad breath. You know how to pick em

 

[guest]

if the people here can find girls to fuck on tinder, I think it's high time I tried it myself

I'm willing to give you some hand relief if you happen to be in the Ahemdabad area sir

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

No, and it’s interesting you got that out of my joke. I pointed out you didn’t point out a single flaw about her, other than that. Nice reading comprehension, stupid.

Veiny tits, pale, flat ass, some baby fat on the tummy, fish eyes, thick ankles. I don’t fuck models if that wasn’t clear from my last post about tinder whores. My standards are pretty low but I would still like her not to smell like she was nibbling on dog turds I don’t think that’s asking too much

 

[Srs Bsns]

Veiny tits, pale, flat ass, some baby fat on the tummy, fish eyes, thick ankles. I don’t fuck models if that wasn’t clear from my last post about tinder whores. My standards are pretty low but I would still like her not to smell like she was nibbling on dog turds I don’t think that’s asking too much

Why do you say veiny tits like it's a bad thing?

Also, just tell her "Look, I like you but you got some stank mouth bitch. Please take care of that"

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Veiny tits, pale, flat ass, some baby fat on the tummy, fish eyes, thick ankles. I don’t fuck models if that wasn’t clear from my last post about tinder whores. My standards are pretty low but I would still like her not to smell like she was nibbling on dog turds I don’t think that’s asking too much

Fair enough, brotherman. I hadn’t seen your last post about tinder dates, or I don’t remember it. I would assume fat women have bad breath, unless they’re very aware they’re big girls. Either way, I’m sorry I did that. I’m sorry that I did that.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Fair enough, brotherman. I hadn’t seen your last post about tinder dates, or I don’t remember it. I would assume fat women have bad breath, unless they’re very aware they’re big girls. Either way, I’m sorry I did that. I’m sorry that I did that.

You were right to do so. She’s not bad looking but I may have overstated the case. She’s very fuckable but quality women don’t stink, that’s just a straight up fact

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Why do you say veiny tits like it's a bad thing?

Also, just tell her "Look, I like you but you got some stank mouth bitch. Please take care of that"

It’s just a matter of preference. She’s too pale for my taste. Giant tits do tend to be veiny though, and hers are literally E cup I’m really not exaggerating. She wore a very low cut top out to dinner I don’t even remember what her face looked like really was too busy staring at her bewbies

 

[guest]

Dating apps not worth it... they all have something very wrong with them... gross women. Use instagram.