Time travel poll

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

The past smelled bad, you wouldn't like it. Just think about all the barbarous evil people that lived during that time. Forget history. You're fucking stupid for thinking that visiting the empire of empires would be fun or interesting. I wish Tom Holland was flown out to the middle of the ocean and dropped in and forced to swim his way back to land. He wouldn't be able to swim that far. He couldn't make it. If I was forced to swim back to land from the middle of the ocean whales and dolphins would help me.

I think it's an account from Japanese Catholics in the middle of the 1500's where they travelled to Spain and Rome and then back home. Spain and Portugal were united under one crown, they pull into Lisbon and the Japs talk about how this is a premiere city in the most powerful empire on Earth and all they smell is shit. They literally could not get over how bad everything smelled.

 

[Jim Crying]

Oh literal Maxheinie's Old Stinkers

I'm pretty sure Rome burned Carthage to the ground and salted the earth so nothing could ever grow

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

even the cowboy probably smell like shit and thats like a 100 years ago

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

For real, 1933 Nuremberg rallies, being in the middle of it

 

[aRTie02150]

For real, 1933 Nuremberg rallies, being in the middle of it

I'd do that just so people can ask "what's that Puerto Rican guy doing here?” looking confused.

 

[Not bad]

Even if I could go back and see the invention of the wheel or the 9/11 attacks, I'd still rather time travel to Manhattan on July 2 2014 and watch Anthony cower in fear in front of that aggressive black lady.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’d go back to the 70s or 80s to become a Wall Street floor trader. I’d have $100M and Artie’s nose. Shit looked fun as fuck

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

As a little kid I always thought it’d be cool to go back to the Alamo with an M60, but going back just to see any historic battle would be pretty cool.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Even if I could go back and see the invention of the wheel or the 9/11 attacks, I'd still rather time travel to Manhattan on July 2 2014 and watch Anthony cower in fear in front of that aggressive black lady.

This is the best choice here

Or I would attend bro joes people's court live

 

[Uncle Floyd]

WWAW performing cunnilngus back in the 1400s?

 

[guest]

I'd do that just so people can ask "what's that Puerto Rican guy doing here?” looking confused.

You could just say you were an emissary of Mussolini's and no one would know any better - Italian/Puerto Rican/North African - all the same to the Herrenvolk.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Late 60s early 70s to fly on a Airplane people used to dress up like they were going to Church and you weren't molested by TSA before boarding

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I'd probably only go back to just before GameStop stock exploded and threw 10k at it and cash out.

I really just want money.

I'd go back to the start of the 15/16 Premier League season. 5000/1 odds on Leicester winning the league. I'd put everything i own on it.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I’d go back to the 90s and put a bullet in Mark Zuckerberg’s head. Then Opie.

I think things would be pretty good after that.

Id drink a bunch of Surge and smoke a pack of cigarettes in a bar ,child
https://www.surge.com/home

 

[aRTie02150]

You could just say you were an emissary of Mussolini's and no one would know any better - Italian/Puerto Rican/North African - all the same to the Herrenvolk.

I have a hard time lying. I'd be smirking too much and avoiding all eye contact and end up telling them I'm from 2023 and show them my posts here on my phone. Maybe get a good chuckle out of everyone before I disappear into the ether. I'd probably leave them a doodle for the memories.

 

[Build Black Better]

Late 60s early 70s to fly on a Airplane people used to dress up like they were going to Church and you weren't molested by TSA before boarding

And don't forget about the lack of niggers and other browns as passengers, stewardesses, gate agents or, God help us, pilots

In the last few years, the only white employees I see at airports are the pilots (for now) and just a few old hag flight attendants. Everyone else looks like they just got promoted from a ghetto KFC. Didn't have to deal with faggot flight attendants back then either. Now too many of them are nigfags.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

And don't forget about the lack of niggers and other browns as passengers, stewardesses, gate agents or, God help us, pilots

In the last few years, the only white employees I see at airports are the pilots (for now) and just a few old hag flight attendants. Everyone else looks like they just got promoted from a ghetto KFC. Didn't have to deal with faggot flight attendants back then either. Now too many of them are nigfags.

Don't understand why there's male flight attendants only in America no wonder Orientals are winning
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singapore_Airlines

 

[guest]

I'd go back to the start of the 15/16 Premier League season. 5000/1 odds on Leicester winning the league. I'd put everything i own on it.

Put a triple spread on that, Trump winning and Brexit voting leave. 20 grand or so would have won you multi-generational wealth.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Don't understand why there's male flight attendants only in America no wonder Orientals are winning
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singapore_Airlines

The chicks on all airlines except chinese ones are always hot as shit