Tim Dillon and Luis Gomez called us all 53-year-old truckers

[guest]

I'm fifty seven years young

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

Sounds like these 2 men want some of the hate.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He isn’t into guys but I would let Gomez do anything he wanted to me.

Depends - how open are you to taking a gun up the butt?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Depends - how open are you to taking a gun up the butt?

Use a nice silicone based lube and sure, I’ll adjust the scope for him

 

[LongIslandchomper]

So does that mean beefers threads are back on the burner?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

When the fuck have we ever stereotyped any lazy spics here? Let alone degenerate god hating fags.

Intriguing retort, Gay Faggot.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I’m forty flurff.

 

[guest]

Funny story, I have met Tim Dillon. He’s very nice and funny and I could see it in his eyes that he wanted to take your ol’ pal Carol but he knew he had zero shot. He’s repulsive to look at and I’m not into pity fucks.

He isn’t into guys but I would let Gomez do anything he wanted to me.

You could get Gomez to do some gay stuff for sure.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

You could get Gomez to do some gay stuff for sure.

I would eat his ass with mofongo and a piña colada

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I would eat his ass with mofongo and a piña colada

He’d prefer coquito yaknowwhatimean

 

[analeggsalad]

Use a nice silicone based lube and sure, I’ll adjust the scope for him

No, stick with spit. Lube alters the delicate flavor of expelled creampie load, an exquisite treat not to be tampered with

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

No, stick with spit. Lube alters the delicate flavor of expelled creampie load, an exquisite treat not to be tampered with

Yuck

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

You could get Gomez to do some gay stuff for sure.

He sucked Bobby Kelly’s dick so Carol could probably split him like firewood if he wanted

 

[UnPRePared]

I'm 53, but I'm several notches above a trucker.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Luis, I could knock you the fuck out.