Thomas Tomlinson was a NRA instructor, a professional bull rider, a master electrician, a windmill mechanic, a ski jumper...am I missing anything?

[EraGodless]

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Crash test dummy.

Mmmm... Mmmm... Mmmm...

 

[CuckQueen]

Anyone wanna pre-emptively guess what other jobs Fat will make up for his dad?

Sailor
Priest/Monk

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Pat is literally the joke from Get Out when the guy says he wouldve voted for Obama 3 times, just to throw scent off the racism trail

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

My father was hired by the Army for his skills in ninjitsu. He once spent an entire summer karate chopping Buicks in half, child. You have been given the facts.

 

[CuckQueen]

Video footage of Fatrick surpassing his father and making him proud.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The Challenger dates don't even line up. Nice needless lie, Fatso.

Also @EraGodless posted this back in March and, if Papa Clown really was a truck driver with a gun obsession and a mostly plastic skull, I think there's a good chance he was a serial killer too.

I'm Pretty Sure Patrick Murdered A Woman In Texas In 1974-

Legit police artist sketch from a Forensic Files II episode tonight-- he can't keep getting away with it!

new.onaforums.net

 

[EraGodless]

The Challenger dates don't even line up. Nice needless lie, Fatso.

Also @EraGodless posted this back in March and, if Papa Clown really was a truck driver with a gun obsession and a mostly plastic skull, I think there's a good chance he was a serial killer too.

I'm Pretty Sure Patrick Murdered A Woman In Texas In 1974-

Legit police artist sketch from a Forensic Files II episode tonight-- he can't keep getting away with it!

new.onaforums.net

I have no idea what Patrick's father looks/looked like, but that sketch is a dead ringer for Patrick. Serial killing in the 70's and early 80's was so easy that literal retards were getting away with it- so I'm sure ol' Tommy Tomlinson might have killed a hooker or 3 in his day.

 

[guest]

I have no idea what Patrick's father looks/looked like, but that sketch is a dead ringer for Patrick. Serial killing in the 70's and early 80's was so easy that literal retards were getting away with it- so I'm sure ol' Tommy Tomlinson might have killed a hooker or 3 in his day.

Let's just cut to brass tacks here... Tommy Tomlinson killed a Vietnamese whore in the 70s for laughing at his micropenis.

 

[Meownaw]

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-Bronco rider (not just bulls, child)
-Horse trainer.

This was him claiming that police horse was trained to trample niggers. Hahahaha.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I have no idea what Patrick's father looks/looked like, but that sketch is a dead ringer for Patrick. Serial killing in the 70's and early 80's was so easy that literal retards were getting away with it- so I'm sure ol' Tommy Tomlinson might have killed a hooker or 3 in his day.

I think from his pictures it’s more likely he killed a few johns.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The Challenger dates don't even line up. Nice needless lie, Fatso.

Also @EraGodless posted this back in March and, if Papa Clown really was a truck driver with a gun obsession and a mostly plastic skull, I think there's a good chance he was a serial killer too.

I'm Pretty Sure Patrick Murdered A Woman In Texas In 1974-

Legit police artist sketch from a Forensic Files II episode tonight-- he can't keep getting away with it!

new.onaforums.net

Annabelle Neglecter got a niggas ribs ground into dust

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Gloryhole cleaner at the big apple ranch

"All done cleaning, boss."
"Great, Tom. Just leave the bleach and bucket by the back door, alright?"
"Bleach and bucket?"

 

[MonsterSteve]

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Is there anything Tommy hasn't seen or done?

Piggys dad was Forrest Gump

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Piggys dad was Forrest Gump

Forrest Plump
Forest Dump

 

[LongIslandchomper]

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Crash test dummy.

50 yrs is around the time of his dad's drunk driving mishap. Hmm.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Mmmm... Mmmm... Mmmm...

 

[RobertMewler]

50 yrs is around the time of his dad's drunk driving mishap. Hmm.

Piggy lies about his father's accident like the eye patch kid/intern did. Tommy walked away with a boo boo but of course Piggy has to embellish it with tales of a cranioplasty and coma.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Piggy lies about his father's accident like the eye patch kid/intern did. Tommy walked away with a boo boo but of course Piggy has to embellish it with tales of a cranioplasty and coma.

No mention of being a drunk either.

 

[guest]

#DLTIW makes me think of joe derosa's stupid tattoo where he took some throwaway line carlin said to everyone and made it a life mission statement.

I think of that every time I see it too. I wish Rick got a #DLTIW tattoo like dumb DeRosa got KKTITN. I hope he gets it complete with the hashtag just so his twitter addiction is on full display to the non patposting world.

Speaking of Joe, I saw him by his deli a few weeks ago and he really does have such an odd effeminate, titted, wide hipped, muscleless Jew slug body. It really shows in person and is jarring.*Edit: oh and can’t forget shoulderless. Patrice was dead on about his stunning lack of shoulders .

 

[guest]

Navy Seal

(but like literally a human "seal" that they used for target practice as he bobbed in and out of the water).