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This YT broad makes me hard

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wait---did someone just admit to fucking a fleshlight on this thread?

was that just a "jokey joke post", or for real?

follow up question- does the fleshlight come with a razor, or a gallon of bleach?....you know, so you can kill yourself after using one

i'm not trying to be mean but fucking a fleshlight is all sorts of.........it's just........well, alright (how's this)- you remember the end of the movie "Requiem for a Dream"?

it just seems like a very sad, and lonely act....oh wait- it is
 
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johnnynoname said:
wait---did someone just admit to fucking a fleshlight on this thread?

was that just a "jokey joke post", or for real?

follow up question- does the fleshlight come with a razor, or a gallon of bleach?....you know, so you can kill yourself after using one

i'm not trying to be mean but fucking a fleshlight is all sorts of.........it's just........well, alright (how's this)- you remember the end of the movie "Requiem for a Dream"?

it just seems like a very sad, and lonely act....oh wait- it is
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Wow, you’re like the meanest guy ever.
 
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Harry Kilmer said:
Had one when they first came out. My old girlfriend would use it on me as foreplay, But whenever she left the house of course I fucked the shit out of it.
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I respect you robert michum avatar guy but here's the thing I don't get- if you have the girl there then why use the fleshlight?
 
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Wow, you’re like the meanest guy ever.
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no the meanest guy ever is the literal sociopath who can get himself hard enough to be able to stick his dick in side a Fleshlight. I get a feeling you can't use one of those things limp- right?

see, he's the meanest guy ever because he's probablly literally killed people, and killing people is VERY mean
 
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note to self:

Things people get triggered about here:
- Israel
- Dan Crenshaw
- Fleshlights
 
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no the meanest guy ever is the literal sociopath who can get himself hard enough to be able to stick his dick in side a Fleshlight. I get a feeling you can't use one of those things limp- right?

see, he's the meanest guy ever because he's probablly literally killed people, and killing people is VERY mean
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I stand corrected.
 
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