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[Clint Ruin]

Imagine being 36 and bragging to strangers on the internet that you fuck your wife. Now imagine that she's a 3 and you frequently post pictures of her so that people see that's who you're bragging about fucking.

 

[Meownaw]

I despise him beyond your wildest imaginations.

Has anyone reached out to Rowboat to let him know how pathetic the pig really is?

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Hey Rick, only a rapist would feel the need to mention that he has consensual sex.

Normal well-adjusted people don't need to mention the "consensual" bit when sharing their sex lives, or even brag to strangers that they have sex for that matter.

 

[BudDickman]

"You can't even spell 'consensual'" is a pretty funny zinger and also a literally true statement. This random guy eviscerated Pat with every response, and this still isn't even one of top 20 verbal beatdowns he's taken.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This one gets me every time. We all know this is a lie

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/942542574887297025

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He’s had sex with two women and married them.

 

[1073waaf]

"women fuck me willingly"

Two, Pat. Two women. Nice misleading pluralization, stupid.

I’d say closer to one and a half women since Niki is a manly bull dyke.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Lotta hurtful name calling in there, be sure to report for harassment and block.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Christ almighty he is so fucking BENT... 'little one'.. As if child wasn't faggy enough...
And 6 figure deal???
Yeah $1000.00....
5 years later and he's just gotten fatter, got a lien on his house because he owes more than he ever will make from writing, managed to piss off so many people SO badly he has accounts of his piss yellow teeth and a forum, slowly took the foundations out if his already crap marriage, gain more weight, look like a fucking muppet several times with shit like the balloon and paint tweet and NOT once... Not once has he slowed down to say 'Maybe I have something to do with his?'
Never change Fatrick. Just keep on the road to diabetes, a wet brain, heart disease, blocked arteries, mini strokes, a(mother) divorce, assault and battery on a stranger and living in Nikkis parents' garage when you lose your house.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Yes, you are a parody account

"No child, we all have a doubly secret group conversation and we're laughing at YOU!" might be the best Pat reply from that saga

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He probably feels like 2017 isn’t that long ago, but with each passing year, he gets further and further away from his past success.

His “six figure” publishing deal, while in itself is a Tomlinson technicality, was an actual deal and arguably his peak earning years.

It’s funny to think about how 2017 Patrick S Tomlinson didn’t know what the future held. He thought he had upside. He thought he was on his way to super stardom. Book deals, television spots, interviews, CNN. Wealth, fame, women, men, recognition. Twitter followers in the millions with a direct line to Jack himself. Patrick S Tomlinson, the icon.

Well, here we are in 2022 and it looks a bit different than he thought. He is on his way to being the greatest lolcow of all time. Judgment debt, failed harassment orders, a failed lolsuit, less friends, no check mark, no money, and a fence that may cost him $150 per day in the near future.

Considerably fatter, too. Don’t want to forget that.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

2017-2019 was the highpoint of his life. He was so full of it and probably actually believed a lot of what he said since he had some actual success to back it up.

Now he's a broken shell of a man whose dreams of wealth and fame have long since dissipated. He's also fat. Fatter than ever.

2017 Pat: I'll write a trilogy that'll bring in even more than $100,000!

2022 Pat: I'll make a second, better court case and finally find out that guy's name!

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

This one gets me every time. We all know this is a lie

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/942542574887297025

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"I like me. My wife likes me."

 

[Stent]

Pat doesn't need roofies when he rapes with such skill, baby girl.

 

[guest]

If you work remote and make 6 figures why the fuck would you live in a shitty half house in the projects in shithole Milwaukee? lmao

 

[NortheastPhilly]

This confirms my belief that he gets Niki completely wasted and fucks her while she’s blackout drunk, and did the same to Adrienne because they stopped putting out for a chubby fag that makes their pussy dry

 

[New Name]

If you work remote and make 6 figures why the fuck would you live in a shitty half house in the projects in shithole Milwaukee? lmao

GOOD point