This tragedy would have been avoided if Pig were behind the wheel.

[FurBurger]

Yes child, i was carjacked in Orlando back in 2006. The middle aged man had a banana under his shirt pretending it was a gun.

No, child - it was two children in an overcoat pretending to be an adult.

That's why I'm forbidden from seeing my daughter.

 

[DominusOdium]

The real tragedy could've been avoided if a certain cock loving rodeo clown hadn't decided to try and fail to be a man and disappointed Raven with a couple of sad, semihard pumps before depositing the worst sperm available.

 

[Meownaw]

Literally! As opposed to figuratively? You dumb fat faggot.

That's the old version. For the 2022 reboot, he fleshed out the story by adding out of thin air, after years of telling this little yarn, the new detail that the would-be carjacker was faking a gun

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[Username]

So Pat knowing the guy wasn’t armed. Just said a Marvel Movie type pun. Then let this criminal walk away to steal frimsomeone less awesome than he is. He didn’t call the cops ,or restrain the guy despite being an expert in various martial arts?

He just left the guy alone to continue his attempts at jacking people?

This is a man who boasts about neutralizing people who call him fat on Twitter and talk about going to a bar he frequents.

I physically destroy stalkers and have them arrested child, but if you attempt to car jack me? I’ll make a witty Iron Man quip and leave it at that.

Even in his own fantasies he’s a retard.

I really hate all those I’m tapping out posts, to me Philip Marma( god rest his beautiful soul) was the only one who needed to say it. Saying that I’m starting to hate Pat so much I don’t think I can come here anymore. It’s just getting bizarre to me how much I hate a man I’ve never met, and how angry he makes me. I have a real life and a family I haven’t signed away.

Tldr fat arrogant cunt.

 

[RobertMewler]

So Pat knowing the guy wasn’t armed. Just said a Marvel Movie type pun. Then let this criminal walk away to steal frimsomeone less awesome than he is. He didn’t call the cops ,or restrain the guy despite being an expert in various martial arts?

He just left the guy alone to continue his attempts at jacking people?

This is a man who boasts about neutralizing people who call him fat on Twitter and talk about going to a bar he frequents.

I physically destroy stalkers and have them arrested child, but if you attempt to car jack me? I’ll make a witty Iron Man quip and leave it at that.

Even in his own fantasies he’s a retard.

I really hate all those I’m tapping out posts, to me Philip Marma( god rest his beautiful soul) was the only one who needed to say it. Saying that I’m starting to hate Pat so much I don’t think I can come here anymore. It’s just getting bizarre to me how much I hate a man I’ve never met, and how angry he makes me. I have a real life and a family I haven’t signed away.

Tldr fat arrogant cunt.

Aw, come on. Don't you want to stick around to see him pay Quasi or lose his house, etc.? You don't have to post; just watch the antics.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Would’ve been better if the kid shifted it into 1st and drove off staying in first, blowing the tranny and puking the motor. Then Piggy would’ve had to find another way home. Also I doubt Piggy would’ve been hanging around Tampa after dark in the early 2000’s. Ybor City’s nightlife wasn’t reestablished and the Casino was a Jai Alai fronton that closed at 10PM

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

A car jacker tried to finger Patrick.

 

[guest]

I really despise his type.

I have one rule for my online persona...

Never lie to make myself look better or "Cool".

It's one of the most pitiful things a man can do, and I cringe every time I see someone do it. Heck I've made up stories on this forum that intentionally make myself look bad for my own personal laughs . Yuck...

 

[ChildSpitTake]

These fake stories would be funny if they weren't so retarded

 

[New Name]

I hate that Patrick makes me question myself for my 5.0 5 speed Fox

 

[MonsterSteve]

No, child - it was two children in an overcoat pretending to be an adult.

That's why I'm forbidden from seeing my daughter.

And a "banana" in Pat's pocket.

 

[HotDogJoe]

You laugh

Yes, pig. We do. At your expense; every day for the last 3+ years.

Thanks for all the free entertainment, ya hog.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He cant even keep his lies straight

 

[DiarrheaDick]

And a "banana" in Pat's pocket.

More like his tailpipe...

 

[Username]

Aw, come on. Don't you want to stick around to see him pay Quasi or lose his house, etc.? You don't have to post; just watch the antics.

Your as wise as you are skilled at crafts,child. When you can forget the hatred you have for Pat. You remember why we’re all here, to laugh at a fat mans failures. Mew your a legend.

 

[Harry Powell]

Your as wise as you are skilled at crafts,child. When you can forget the hatred you have for Pat. You remember why we’re all here, to laugh at a fat mans failures. Mew your a legend.

She’s not gonna fuck you

 

[guest]

That's the old version. For the 2022 reboot, he fleshed out the story by adding out of thin air, after years of telling this little yarn, the new detail that the would-be carjacker was faking a gun

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No shit literally.
How would you have gotten figuratively carjacked?

Nice unnecessary use of words, stupid.

 

[guest]

Your as wise as you are skilled at crafts,child. When you can forget the hatred you have for Pat. You remember why we’re all here, to laugh at a fat mans failures. Mew your a legend.