This tragedy would have been avoided if Pig were behind the wheel.

[RobertMewler]

 

[Brooke Shields]

just replace 'father' with 'faggot' and this is what really would've happened if Pat ever talked this way in a real scenario

 

[Ladynyahh]

Yeah, that never happened

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

The mental illness needed to make up these gay stories is astounding.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The average person who can drive a car worldwide can also drive a manual transmission, Pat. You are not special.

 

[Meownaw]

The squeals on the bus

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

The Fat and the Spurious

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The squeals on the bus

Grand Heft Auto

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

What's with this fat idiot and undesirable mustangs? A high school chad must have raped Patrick with a bat and oopsie doodled away in a beater 'stang.

 

[Clint Ruin]

That's the old version. For the 2022 reboot, he fleshed out the story by adding out of thin air, after years of telling this little yarn, the new detail that the would-be carjacker was faking a gun

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

That's the old version. For the 2022 reboot, he fleshed out the story by adding out of thin air, after years of telling this little yarn, the new detail that the would-be carjacker was faking a gun

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He sounds autistic in his own fake stories

 

[Will Tate]

This tragedy would have been avoided if Pig were behind the wheel.

Main reason being that if it were Pat who was shot it wouldn't be a tragedy.

 

[SFWA liaison]

the carjacker is both fake and black

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

The squeals on the bus

Go oink oink oink.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Pat would have sucked his cock out of getting killed and gargled "i'lgarrrrrrghaahhhh teach you to aarrrrhhhharghhhh drive stiarrrhhggghggggghhh shift and let ya fartaagggghhhahhhhgggh in my wifes pussy back home."

 

[Stent]

And everyone clapped and cheered.

He always has these amazing adventures when there's nobody else around. You'd almost think he was making this stuff up!

 

[guest]

What's with this fat idiot and undesirable mustangs? A high school chad must have raped Patrick with a bat and oopsie doodled away in a beater 'stang.

Video of Rick a week after Ade left him.

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[SmellenShoehorn]

That's the old version. For the 2022 reboot, he fleshed out the story by adding out of thin air, after years of telling this little yarn, the new detail that the would-be carjacker was faking a gun

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I almost forgot about this one, with the made up finger-gun because you need a jacket for a finger gun but a jacket doesn't work in Tampa so he has to hold his finger up his shirt like he had a mastectomy

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

That's the old version. For the 2022 reboot, he fleshed out the story by adding out of thin air, after years of telling this little yarn, the new detail that the would-be carjacker was faking a gun

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Yes child, i was carjacked in Orlando back in 2006. The middle aged man had a banana under his shirt pretending it was a gun.