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That's weird for it to freak out like this because they're known for their mental stability.1:43, will use this from now on...thanks
(loud, busy Starbucks) "And what name would you want to place your order for a Latte sir?"I really want to bully that thing.
You forgot to scream "I'll be waiting for you outside!" as you're being ushered out the door.(loud, busy Starbucks) "And what name would you want to place your order for a Latte sir?"
(mumble almost whispering, while looking sternly) "Mruffrdler"
(meak pathetic trembling voice) "Excuse me sir, "I'm really sorry sir but it's really hard to hear back here because someone was sanitizing in the back + the grinder was going off. Could you repeat that please?"
(literally yell at the top of your lungs) "I said Matt!"
*Places Latte in handover spot...too afraid to utter your name, so remains silent, trembling.*
(Literally shaking, start berating him/her/it) "You spelled my name wrong, you incompetent...thing! I said Mark! are you alright? Is there something wrong with you?!"
*Crying*
(Screaming, banging wall, eyes bugged out, forehead vein bulging): This is literally your whole job. (to other baristas:) "Why is she crying"? You suck! You are useless! A useless cunt!
get escorted out by by-standers.
the end. (you peer thru see-thru window and see it take off apron and quit while tearful. Mission accomplished).
This is all zoomers know. That and cutting off their genitals.What does this accomplish that turning to a co-worker and saying, "this fucking sucks" doesn't?
Part of me thinks this might be an updated and refined version of the DaxFlame concept, because I truly can't wrap my head around making a digital imprint of a spazz out like this.
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