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This "thing" cry's about having to work 8 hour days. HAHAHA

Lamont & Tonelli

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I really want to bully that thing.
(loud, busy Starbucks) "And what name would you want to place your order for a Latte sir?"

(mumble almost whispering, while looking sternly) "Mruffrdler"

(meak pathetic trembling voice) "Excuse me sir, "I'm really sorry sir but it's really hard to hear back here because someone was sanitizing in the back + the grinder was going off. Could you repeat that please?"

(literally yell at the top of your lungs) "I said Matt!"

*Places Latte in handover spot...too afraid to utter your name, so remains silent, trembling.*

(Literally shaking, start berating him/her/it) "You spelled my name wrong, you incompetent...thing! I said Mark! are you alright? Is there something wrong with you?!"

*Crying*

(Screaming, banging wall, eyes bugged out, forehead vein bulging): This is literally your whole job. (to other baristas:) "Why is she crying"? You suck! You are useless! A useless cunt!

get escorted out by by-standers.

the end. (you peer thru see-thru window and see it take off apron and quit while tearful. Mission accomplished).
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

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(loud, busy Starbucks) "And what name would you want to place your order for a Latte sir?"

(mumble almost whispering, while looking sternly) "Mruffrdler"

(meak pathetic trembling voice) "Excuse me sir, "I'm really sorry sir but it's really hard to hear back here because someone was sanitizing in the back + the grinder was going off. Could you repeat that please?"

(literally yell at the top of your lungs) "I said Matt!"

*Places Latte in handover spot...too afraid to utter your name, so remains silent, trembling.*

(Literally shaking, start berating him/her/it) "You spelled my name wrong, you incompetent...thing! I said Mark! are you alright? Is there something wrong with you?!"

*Crying*

(Screaming, banging wall, eyes bugged out, forehead vein bulging): This is literally your whole job. (to other baristas:) "Why is she crying"? You suck! You are useless! A useless cunt!

get escorted out by by-standers.

the end. (you peer thru see-thru window and see it take off apron and quit while tearful. Mission accomplished).
You forgot to scream "I'll be waiting for you outside!" as you're being ushered out the door.
 

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Most the actual complaints are fine it's the crying, filming and uploading this that I have a issue with. It's not complaining about 8 hours and that's it like some framed it as before I clicked on it.

I'm sick of this era of just taking one line out of a issue and framing that as the whole point when it clearly isn't. It's made me side with these wreck ffs.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I had a girlfriend who worked at a pharmacy and would come home crying like 70% of the time and would always have a story about her or one of the other dumb bitches there crying during their shift due to the stress of counting pills or because someone was in a bad mood and the rest of them assumed it was directed at them. I was always shocked at how they were just always crying in front of customers and not getting fired. It was the adult women more than the highschool kids too. I've always had blue collar jobs. If I ever cried on one of them I would've been brutally made fun of to the point of suicide or maybe even get a punch in the face. If I ever had an employee just stop what they're doing to go cry, I'd be like "You obviously can't hack it so you might as well go home."
 
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