This should offend all of us

[guest]

Well, Pig, by your own account, you begged her to stay. It was only AFTER she deemed you an unfit parent that you decided she was a sociopath and a monster. Whether you threatened to kill her before or after that is kind of irrelevant at that point.

Your second wife is:
- fat
- ugly
- an alcoholic depressive
- unemployed
- a fraud
- and barren


Your first wife:
- is raising 3 kids
- working
- happy.

The problem here, the common denominator, is YOU. Ade dumped you when she realized she was pregnant because that was the shock she needed to finaly stand up to her narcissistic, emotionally abusive husband. And you threw a hissy fit, naturally. And 10 years later, you haven't spent a single second self-reflecting or trying to better yourself. You DID, however, write a long-winded blog post turning Robin Williams' death into a pity party for yourself, in which you defamed your former wife and completely misconstrued why your relationship ended. You are a fat, mean, pathological liar and I hope this continues forever.

 

[BudDickman]

Wow, he's fucking losing it.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I'm sure John Grisham and James Patterson's twitter is full of them deriding their first worse wifes to their cyberstlakers. It's very professional.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"I'm remarried"

I've never heard a single other person refer to their current marriage as "remarried" except this fucking psycho

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I mean, Addy told Rick she never loved him. I think that's pretty based.

Also, what happened to "I miss my ex-wife"? Poor fatso is telling lies to himself to this day.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

If you don’t measure it by personality, attractiveness, success, parenting, or general class. Then, you measure it by how many nigger farts she can take, then yes, Rick is indeed, correct.

 

[fusciasomething]

If you took pics of that portion of Rick & Nik's bodies you couldn’t tell which was which.

 

[BudDickman]

"I'm remarried"

I've never heard a single other person refer to their current marriage as "remarried" except this fucking psycho

Spouse level replenished.

 

[A House Nigger]

The day will never come where Pat admit he's the problem

 

[Will Tate]

She keeps her trap shut and copulates with the lower races so I can go to the bar or fuck up my latest Star Trek model, child. I'm sorry you live in your mother's basement and can't snag yourself a severe depressive who'll enable your worst personality traits just so she doesn't have to admit to her family that she's a lesbian. Die mad about it.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Awww poor PAThetrick s Tomlinson bitch tits v6 driving faggot.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Awww poor PAThetrick s Tomlinson bitch tits v6 driving faggot.

Is that an indentation on his forehead where the weird scar is? It looks like it when the light hits it just right.

I've never noticed that before.

 

[Snake]

He traded up a natural blonde with perfect Elmer's glue skin for a bulldyke with eyes retardedly too close together.

 

[guest]

He traded up a natural blonde with perfect Elmer's glue skin for a bulldyke with eyes retardedly too close together.


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[Gay Faggot.]

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Ricky is 10x smarter and actually has a talent. Nice try wit da hate though.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

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Ricky is the Anti-Rick. He thinks he's dumber than he is, is successful in most his endeavors, and does everything he can to be in his daughter's life.

Also, he has friends

And a nicer car

 

[guest]

He misses Ade so much.

 

[guest]

Why should I be offended for this frump?

 

[RobertMewler]

He hates seeing pictures of her? Oh no, better not send him dozens of images of her every day then.

 

[Stent]

He was the one complaining she destroyed all the photos of their marriage. Erased his existence from her life and he cried about it.