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This reconing is long overdue

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It was so cute watching him come back playing tough guy just hours later. "Fuck around and find out" what, exactly? That you'll suicide bait and throw a tantrum until you get your free social media account back? Really showed us.

Its crazy talk. While his world was falling apart over a twitter account, I was having a picnic at the river. He cant wrap his head around the fact that he is the only one miserable while everyone else that trolls his him. He thinks the rascals stress as hard as he has been doing for 4 years. He stressed quasi and caverlock for a bit but for the most part nobody has been effected by telling pat he is an idiot. Meanwhile pat aged 8 years in 4.
 
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I'm a hundred times more successful than Pat could ever dream of being and I have absolutely no presence on social media. Not even a LinkedIn account. Most successful people have realized that social media does more harm than good and deleted their accounts or have inactive accounts and only post the stuff that their employers want them to post. And "don't feed the trolls" is something most people Pat's age learned the hard way fifteen years ago. Pat's just justifying his bad behavior. He really is an insufferable cunt and deserves everything coming to him.
 

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he has no hope for this place, but if trannies cause any damage to the Farms he can piggyback and claim he helped and get that victory as his own, like how he claims he legalized abortion in some mexican-type country
 
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We've been fucking around for 4 god damn years Pat and the only things we've found out have caused permanent rib damage to us and a 50 pound weight gain for you. Keep fucking around Pat, you'll see how hilarious we can really get. Going to enjoy laughing at whatever happens to you nexxxxssssT
 
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fawk, I hate him so much, trying to use the momentum of this Kiwi/Keffal drama to legitimize his nearly 4 year online temper tantrum of responding to the stupidest shit ever.
It's insanity itself to reward abusers by telling their victims they no longer deserve to exist in public spaces, to enjoy the connections, opportunities, relationships, and communities the internet offers instead of forcing the abusers to change their anti/social behavior.
Says the fat retard who responded to every dumb little thing that it go to the absurdity of the Lizard King and Pokemon Battles. He could stop RIGHT NOW and people would lose interest in a couple months. But he'll always be enshrined in internet history as an idiot and an example of what not to do, and that makes me happy.
 

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Clinically obsessed, criminal cyberstlakers

Way to make us sound cool, Pat. Kinda the Joker to your Fatman.

And if sustained for long enough, KR will not survive it
You haven't given up; and 90% of the world is tougher than you are.

That troon's got about a month of sustained outrage left to play with, and then it's business as usual. Worst case, we get Kiwi Farms 2.0 run by someone who's muuuuch less sympathetic to you than Null is.

Also, I'm kind of surprised China and Russia haven't stepped up with a sizable crypto donation; Kiwi's exactly the kind of counter-culture movement old school commies support.
 

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It worked for William Maze, Jon Pavlovitz, Joe Cumia, Jim Norton, Sam Roberts, Anthony Cumia, and literally everyone else who stopped replying you fat liar

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Putting the lie to the common myth of don't feed the trolls? Really? I know he's an autistic half wit but this is nuts even for him. "Even if it costs you 4 years of your life, your dignity, your sanity, what's left of your public reputation and 40 thousand dollars, it's still worth it to respond to every message you get because you never know when some tranny with actual influence might decide to fight some of the trolls that troll you too and you'll be able to dick ride off of it and pretend that you had something to do with it"
 
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The fuck you doin with all them loaves, fatty?
This is practically Cumia levels of delusion. Fucking a pre op tranny (no hate btw, love ya Ms. Lightning) while saying homophobic things, hating blacks while looking like a back alley Tunisian knife fighter is actually funnier due to the amount of comparative self awareness.

Pat understands what he is. A hypocritical internet tough guy who so badly wants the internet to not be forever. It’s because he’s completely aware of the fact that the few real threats he receives are deserved because he does the exact same thing but is consistently given a pass for for it.

All he’s accomplishing is bringing down his blue hair predator friends and that despicable organization that funded the lolsuit that brought him KF fame in the first place.

tl;dr I think I misplaced my Tylenol bottle. I’m going to need that shit for the morning so if anyone comes across it let a brothaman know. Namaste.
 
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fawk, I hate him so much, trying to use the momentum of this Kiwi/Keffal drama to legitimize his nearly 4 year online temper tantrum of responding to the stupidest shit ever.

Says the fat retard who responded to every dumb little thing that it go to the absurdity of the Lizard King and Pokemon Battles. He could stop RIGHT NOW and people would lose interest in a couple months. But he'll always be enshrined in internet history as an idiot and an example of what not to do, and that makes me happy.
How dare you impugn The Lizard King, little one.
 
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