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If you ask to pay afterwards then you can just leave and get it for free
@gassers how old are you? You know im just bustin your balls right? I dont hate you like hildeman or more worser
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This pierced right through my heart
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@gassers how old are you? You know im just bustin your balls right? I dont hate you like hildeman or more worser
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I was underage in the summer of 2002, glowie stlaker child.
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I picture you like Chris Farley in Dirty Work getting his nose bit off by an Asian hooker.
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The solution is a loving wife and kids. Nobody with a family is truly unhappy. And if they are just pretend youre the father in wacky sitcom like married with children. "Oh that whore wife of mine!"
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Dougie imparting his wisdom as usual.
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Did anyone tell these faggots that they aren't required to tell anyone about this? If they think they'll be bad at sex due to the lack of experience, just know that most guys are fucking terrible at it, even the ones who get lots of women.
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Joe Matarese is the happiest person and best comic alive.
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Its all that fish oil
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i say this very nicely to OP: get off your fucking high horse, and fuck ugly chicks like the rest of us had to
there is literally no reason to be a virgin....no- the problem is you waiting for elle macpherson to say "please fuck me"...it isn't going to happen
I have a body count that resembles the number on Larry Bird's Jersey, and it is filled with women who looked like Robert Parish
there is literally no reason to be a virgin....no- the problem is you waiting for elle macpherson to say "please fuck me"...it isn't going to happen
I have a body count that resembles the number on Larry Bird's Jersey, and it is filled with women who looked like Robert Parish
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Bzzzzt wrong! I fuck with both skill and enthusiasm, atalker.
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The final solution is the smith and wesson solution.
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Aw dont be like that
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Hot take: men don't have virginity. It is exclusively a woman thing.
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That... actually makes sense.
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You know this from experience pal?
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The masochistic need to share your failures is what I find the most odd. Very cucky stuff gassersters.
Women say they want to change a man, but what they mostly mean is "They want to tame a man's masculine/on-the-prowl energy and have it hyperfocus on her". This is proverbially known as "Settling down".
When there's non-existent "on-the-prowl energy", why bother taming him? Just looking at it from a woman's perspective.
Women say they want to change a man, but what they mostly mean is "They want to tame a man's masculine/on-the-prowl energy and have it hyperfocus on her". This is proverbially known as "Settling down".
When there's non-existent "on-the-prowl energy", why bother taming him? Just looking at it from a woman's perspective.
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I think @gassers might actually be my least favorite poster on this website and that's a pretty fucking impressive achievement. At least the heels and schizos have some personality to them. It's why I think he genuinely has to be one of the Dutchmen's alts, because I can't picture someone being so pathetic and bland at the same time.
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What about more worser? He just posts basic 4chan shit about jews.
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What about chocolate hellhole? Basically a poor man's HH Brother. Bitter af too. small fat stubby hands aswell. Oh, and a coprophile. Possibly homeless.