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NoBacon

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I’ve slept with about 20 women and I’m still a miserable depressed fuckhead, gassers. It’s not the solution to anything.

Just lift weights, do push ups and get money and you’ll get all the sex you want. It’s not rocket science.
 
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NoBacon said:
I’ve slept with about 20 women and I’m still a miserable depressed fuckhead, gassers. It’s not the solution to anything.

Just lift weights, do push ups and get money and you’ll get all the sex you want. It’s not rocket science.
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The solution is a loving wife and kids. Nobody with a family is truly unhappy. And if they are just pretend youre the father in wacky sitcom like married with children. "Oh that whore wife of mine!"
 
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i say this very nicely to OP: get off your fucking high horse, and fuck ugly chicks like the rest of us had to

there is literally no reason to be a virgin....no- the problem is you waiting for elle macpherson to say "please fuck me"...it isn't going to happen

I have a body count that resembles the number on Larry Bird's Jersey, and it is filled with women who looked like Robert Parish
 
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The masochistic need to share your failures is what I find the most odd. Very cucky stuff gassersters.

Women say they want to change a man, but what they mostly mean is "They want to tame a man's masculine/on-the-prowl energy and have it hyperfocus on her". This is proverbially known as "Settling down".

When there's non-existent "on-the-prowl energy", why bother taming him? Just looking at it from a woman's perspective.
 
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I think @gassers might actually be my least favorite poster on this website and that's a pretty fucking impressive achievement. At least the heels and schizos have some personality to them. It's why I think he genuinely has to be one of the Dutchmen's alts, because I can't picture someone being so pathetic and bland at the same time.
 
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I think @gassers might actually be my least favorite poster on this website and that's a pretty fucking impressive achievement. At least the heels and schizos have some personality to them. It's why I think he genuinely has to be one of the Dutchmen's alts, because I can't picture someone being so pathetic and bland at the same time.
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What about more worser? He just posts basic 4chan shit about jews.
 
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