This photo really bothers me.

[guest]

They might have met at some standup/poetry slam type event. Niki used to be into that shit years ago (think of that picture of her flat ass in the cargo pants).

 

[guest]

He also said that he waited to get a book signed for her to impress her and that they first fucked in the parking lot after a Brewers game.

All for a one night stand. He is such a fucking weirdo.

 

[BudDickman]

All for a one night stand. He is such a fucking weirdo.

But if it was a one-night stand he would've fucked her the night they met. That's what a one-night stand is, fucking the night you meet.

He understands one-night stands as well as he understands charcuterie boards.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He also said that he waited to get a book signed for her to impress her and that they first fucked in the parking lot after a Brewers game.

And they say romance is dead.

 

[guest]

But if it was a one-night stand he would've fucked her the night they met. That's what a one-night stand is, fucking the night you meet.

He understands one-night stand as well as he understands charcuterie boards.

Yeah hes an idiot. So basically, from what hes trying to say... is he did all of that book signing shit to trick her into liking him, so he could fuck her and then leave her? Nice respecting women, stupid. Sociopath.

 

[BudDickman]

I think they actually met on Tinder or something, and since they don't have the classic "how did you meet" story that a cliche faggot like Pat wants to be able to tell, he glosses over it and talks about the magical Brewers parking lot pounding instead.

It's a strong theory, but the one hole is that it is normal among millennials to meet your partner online. It is only older generations that think online dating is weird.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

He doesn't even put an arm around Niki and he isn't tall enough to stand behind her without having his entire weird face obscured. Nice affectionate relationship with your wife, stupid.

 

[guest]

Pat's 5'10 at best...

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He also said that he waited to get a book signed for her to impress her and that they first fucked in the parking lot after a Brewers game.

nuttin wrong with that. First time my ex gf gave me (or anybody) a blow job was in my car in a parking lot on new years eve after leaving the bar.

 

[archive_bot]

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[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Like a retarded parasite attempting to attach itself to someone else's happy family. I'm glad they've put him on the pay no mind list.

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Katie Rae would be a 9 even outside of Wisconsin. What a beautiful lady Charlie has bred with.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

niki looks like typical grungey filth you would find passed out on the floor at a nine inch nails concert

This deserves a rack from Pat's Rib Place

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Lots of extra chromosomes in that photo.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

since they don't have the classic "how did you meet" story that a cliche faggot like Pat wants to be able to tell

I think they call that a "meet-fat"

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Did you Photoshop his hands smaller?

 

[guest]

Did you Photoshop his hands smaller?

No. They do look really fucking weird though, don't they. What a freak.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Niki wasn't bad looking when she was younger.

Does anyone know how Niki and Pat met? I don't see any reason why a [whatever Niki does] would cross paths with a [whatever Pat was pretending to be at the time]. She doesn't seem to be that into sci-fi or comedy, which are the two little faggy scenes that Pat infiltrated, and they would never meet at work since Pat hasn't had a job in 10 years and her business seems like just a vehicle for her to cheat on her taxes.

She could have been cute if she put some effort into her looks but then she put on weight and ended up with the bull dyke look.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I hate him.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

They might have met at some standup/poetry slam type event. Niki used to be into that shit years ago (think of that picture of her flat ass in the cargo pants).

She just needed suspenders to complete the 80’s lesbian comic look.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

She just needed suspenders to complete the 80’s lesbian comic look.

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