This is what a literal maniac sounds like

[TorqueWheeler]

He definitely has started to actually believe all the lies he tells

 

[Meownaw]

Does Pat Costanza shoot the nigger behind him after Nikki Seinfeld gets a fill up?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Does Pat Costanza shoot the nigger behind him after Nikki Seinfeld gets a fill up?

Niki's already half-way out the door because daQuan is getting impatient.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Jesus Christ that Jerry is terrifying

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I'm going to put a gps tracker on his scooter and any time it moves after 10pm I'll call and report him for drink driving.

Will ya?

 

[guest]

Dude...

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Hey, Patrick! Since you’re reading this, just wanted to tell you that you sound like an unglued buffoon and that a 62 year old, conservative boomer, named Joseph Cumia, had a better court appearance than you!

Do have fun!

1) Joe won the case (and the girl!)
2) At least he and his family can look back on it and laugh; Pat and Niki can't look back on his court appearances without cringing

 

[medium wyzzz]

Child, don't question me child

Sir I'm the judge

Fuck you child.

 

[guest]

Jesus Christ that Jerry is terrifying

Looks like Michael Myers in one of the sequels. Specifically, the weird CGI mask in H20.

 

[guest]

Child, don't question me child

Sir I'm the judge

Fuck you child.

I can’t believe how much I’d wish he’d said that.

 

[Chive Turkey]

For any normal person, this should've been a slam dunk case. Some random guy starts antagonizing you over text, threatening to come to your local bar and then actually does it, asking where you are? Easy restraining order right there.

Only Rick could've bungled this case front, back and centre. First strike was engaging with the atalker texts. Second strike was not bringing any fucking evidence to court. Third nail in the coffin was being a complete aspie cunt to the judge.

He fucking stinks at everything he does. He's the kind of person who should legitimately be institutionalized for his own safety, he clearly can't function in the real world. Just give him his toys and there won't be any discernible difference between life in a padded cell and his current non-existence on the outside.