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Breaking Bad was corny and it felt like a high school production at a predominantly hispanic school. The whole look of the show is ugly spic shit, the background actors are goblins and goblinas who neer should have been put on TV by any self respecting cable network.
"Echoose Me, Mister WHIDE!!! Wuacamole Cost Ekttra!!!"
The DMAN remembers binge watching the whole Braking Bad series in 2 weeks the year of its final season so he could watch that live. That last season sugged fat donkey balls and as others have pointed out, made no sense. It was an un-epic waste of time
But people never talk about the other shit that The DMAN hated. Like that braud Lydia with the ricin who showed up at the end and suddenly now it's The Lydia Show and we're watching her being a conniving shrewd who-gives-a-fuck whatever she was.
The DMAN got interested after season 1 and watched it all because he naturally thought "this has to be going somewhere" and he did really enjoy some of the vibe that cartels and other shit going on in the background. Machete's severed head on the turtle was a good scene. But for every good one, you have that cold open episode with the spic band doing the song about the storylines, it was HORRIBLE! HATED IT!!!!!
So much of it was a waste of time. Felt like they had no ideas and just made it up as they went along. It's like watching old advertisements for things that don't exist anymore. You know the novelty is all hype, they're bluffing whenever you're watching a scene and thinking maybe something cool will happen. You know it ends with a gay whimper like a little cumbubble fart.
Jesse Pinkman brooding was a gay waste of like 2 seasons worth of time. It seemed like Walter White just started doing random shit and his dopey white wife was horrible all throughout the series but she had no logic the entire time. Hank was a very amusing character in hindsight.
Now let's end it on a positive note. For some reason, the scene with the stupid little stuffed animal on fire was very cool to The DMAN at the time, but now he looks back and cringes that he ever liked it. The moral of the story: We are all to blame for the success of Breaking Bad. Unless you are like Sue who was 7 yaars old at the time and didn't know until later; we are ALL guilty here for humoring this garbage.
"Echoose Me, Mister WHIDE!!! Wuacamole Cost Ekttra!!!"
The DMAN remembers binge watching the whole Braking Bad series in 2 weeks the year of its final season so he could watch that live. That last season sugged fat donkey balls and as others have pointed out, made no sense. It was an un-epic waste of time
But people never talk about the other shit that The DMAN hated. Like that braud Lydia with the ricin who showed up at the end and suddenly now it's The Lydia Show and we're watching her being a conniving shrewd who-gives-a-fuck whatever she was.
The DMAN got interested after season 1 and watched it all because he naturally thought "this has to be going somewhere" and he did really enjoy some of the vibe that cartels and other shit going on in the background. Machete's severed head on the turtle was a good scene. But for every good one, you have that cold open episode with the spic band doing the song about the storylines, it was HORRIBLE! HATED IT!!!!!
So much of it was a waste of time. Felt like they had no ideas and just made it up as they went along. It's like watching old advertisements for things that don't exist anymore. You know the novelty is all hype, they're bluffing whenever you're watching a scene and thinking maybe something cool will happen. You know it ends with a gay whimper like a little cumbubble fart.
Jesse Pinkman brooding was a gay waste of like 2 seasons worth of time. It seemed like Walter White just started doing random shit and his dopey white wife was horrible all throughout the series but she had no logic the entire time. Hank was a very amusing character in hindsight.
Now let's end it on a positive note. For some reason, the scene with the stupid little stuffed animal on fire was very cool to The DMAN at the time, but now he looks back and cringes that he ever liked it. The moral of the story: We are all to blame for the success of Breaking Bad. Unless you are like Sue who was 7 yaars old at the time and didn't know until later; we are ALL guilty here for humoring this garbage.
