This is like the reverse of all the Pete Davidson stories

[BudDickman]

Elon Musk is like the guy who got kicked out of the bar, so he comes back and buys it with Monopoly money.

 

[guest]

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I have no idea what this means?

Pete Davidson: Horrifically ugly skinny tattooed man bangs a hottie
This guy: Extremely handsome? Banging some dumpster broad?

He’s a faggot? (Davidson, Tomlinson and/or) It’s pretty simple.

 

[Jizz]

Skete sleeps with washed-up, ugly celebrities that depend on make-up artists and photoshop to have a career. He is a secret fag too, which is why Kanye didn't want him near his kids.

pete is a pest and even went to the traveling virus tour show when he was a kid, nice try with the hate though.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

People subscribe to Pat for the witty, off the cuff takes like this.

 

[FurBurger]

Is it to do with 9/11? Did Sergey Brin build One World Trade Center or something?