This is like the reverse of all the Pete Davidson stories

[Brooke Shields]

I have no idea what this means?

Pete Davidson: Horrifically ugly skinny tattooed man bangs a hottie
This guy: Extremely handsome? Banging some dumpster broad?

 

[Clint Ruin]

He fucked another billionaire's hot wife and Rick is making that sound like an L

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Way to contribute, Pat.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is a retard

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

I'm too tired to try to understand this retard, but if it turns out that Piggy is a Pete Davidson fan then there is nothing he could do or say that would ever make me stop hating him.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I'm too tired to try to understand this retard, but if it turns out that Piggy is a Pete Davidson fan then there is nothing he could do or say that would ever make me stop hating him.

Twitter talks about Pete Davidson occasionally, that's as much as Rick knows about him, or anything else that isn't capeshit.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Twitter talks about Pete Davidson occasionally, that's as much as Rick knows about him, or anything else that isn't capeshit.

Real comics like Pat probably look down on Pete because of his meteoric rise to fame.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm too tired to try to understand this retard, but if it turns out that Piggy is a Pete Davidson fan then there is nothing he could do or say that would ever make me stop hating him.

If you peel back the layers .Pat is talking about Elons dick. Because Pat is a repressed homo and always has dicks on his mind.

 

[Guinness525]

Might be overthinking a simple tweet, but I’m gonna do it bc fuck this pig.

So in addition to his faggy politics and shit taste in movies, he also thinks Pete Davidson is cool. Because of course he fucking does.

Now Pete’s gotten himself some deluxe Hollywood pussy, and good for him. But he’s a cringey douche, and a man Patrick’s age should not be gassing him up in any way. It’s like saying “I know we all hate but 6ix9ine is really killin it out there.” You just don’t do it. You fat fucking embarrassing.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

Musk has like 17 kids and provides for all of them. Pig had one and has never bought her an ice cream.

 

[guest]

Real comics like Pat probably look down on Pete because of his meteoric rise to fame.

From Opie Raqio to face fucking the main Kardashian and now he’s too big for da show! Maybe Op’ will be able to get him back on for the Gregg Hughes’ “I can be bigger than Rogan if I wanted” Live Car-Cast after the divorce and heroin relapse. (and ensuing overdoses)

 

[guest]

I’m not even really sure what point he’s trying to get across. He’s so fat and fucking stupid.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m not going to rule out that I’m missing something because I don’t follow celebrity gossip but I’m going to say that Pat’s take is actual nonsense. He really has no idea how the real world actually works.

By the way, Pete Davidson is a legacy O&A pest who somehow made it through comedy into SNL and now movies even though he looks like every pot dealer I bought shitty weed from in the 2000s.

Oh and he stuck his dick in Kate Beckinsale, Kim Kardashian, and Ariana Grande along the way.

We all agree that he sucks now but do us all a favor and keep his name out of your trout mouth.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He fucked another billionaire's hot wife and Rick is making that sound like an L

Also outting how out of touch he is with reality that it’s noteworthy at all. Another self inflicted L for Patrick S Tomlinson

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don’t think Pat is even sure what he’s saying here. He knows Pete Davidson is a “thing” so he just put his name in an attempt to shit on Elon Musk who is one of the richest and most powerful men alive. Piggy is a miserable cunt so he has to shit on successful people on twitter.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Skete sleeps with washed-up, ugly celebrities that depend on make-up artists and photoshop to have a career. He is a secret fag too, which is why Kanye didn't want him near his kids.

 

[Ladynyahh]

With how people are these days, all the trannies, sexual fluidity, etc I would tend to believe Pete has stuck that giant dong of his in something that wasn't born a biological female. But gay? I don't know.

Skete sleeps with washed-up, ugly celebrities that depend on make-up artists and photoshop to have a career. He is a secret fag too, which is why Kanye didn't want him near his kids.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

 

[Dog Eater]

Kanye is on point where tf is his cock?