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This is just sad.

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How much money could he possibly be making anyway? Let’s be generous. 200 people venue, tickets sold out at 10$. He gets 2000$ for performing. Then he has to split it 4 ways between the band. Then he has to pay for gas and whatever other bullshit expenses.
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Does Joe split this with the “friends” or keep it all for himself since it is a Solo Joe billing? Does he also split the change and trash that are tossed in to his tip jar?
 
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Sue Lightning said:
How much money could he possibly be making anyway? Lets be generous. 200 people venue, tickets sold out at 10$. He gets 2000$ for performing. Then he has to split it 4 ways between the band. Then he has to pay for gas and whatever other bullshit expenses.
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We were discussing this recently in another thread. See, I believe the actual numbers involved are far lower than this. See, I think Joe rents the Moose Hall himself. Let's say he books the room for $200. In that case, he'd need to sell ten $20 tickets to break even, and anything more is his. So he'd need to sell twenty $20 tickets to make himself $200. He'd probably give his "guests" $20 apiece and go home with $100-120 for the night.

My guess is that he hasn't sold enough tickets to cover the hall yet, so he's slashing prices to $10, in the hope of drawing ten or twenty more people. Which would mean that thus far, he's sold fewer than ten tickets total, so he's desperate. And if he cancels the gig and asks for his money back, the Moose Lodge might be hesitant to deal with him anymore.
 
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satanssockpuppet said:
We were discussing this recently in another thread. See, I believe the actual numbers involved are far lower than this. See, I think Joe rents the Moose Hall himself. Let's say he books the room for $200. In that case, he'd need to sell ten $20 tickets to break even, and anything more is his. So he'd need to sell twenty $20 tickets to make himself $200. He'd probably give his "guests" $20 apiece and go home with $100-120 for the night.

My guess is that he hasn't sold enough tickets to cover the hall yet, so he's slashing prices to $10, in the hope of drawing ten or twenty more people. Which would mean that thus far, he's sold fewer than ten tickets total, so he's desperate. And if he cancels the gig and asks for his money back, the Moose Lodge might be hesitant to deal with him anymore.
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Remember all of his gigs are contracted. He can only cancel if he gets a serious illness or an act of God so unless he gets shingles or a tree falls on his car, he needs to put on one of his Call of Duty shirts and belt out Layla.

In all seriousness, he really has no business charging for tickets because he doesn’t have a name.

Strangely enough, this forum is probably the only group of people who would be willing to pay to see him, myself included.
 
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Can we cancel Clarabelle's gig, or what's the game plan here? I'm starting to get confused by all the "Something Something Lodge" info every time he plugs his stuff. Is it always the same place, or should we inform the owners they've hired a racist and misogynist?
 
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