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I don’t know many groups that enjoy music from the 40s all the way to the 90s. Boomers you can do 60-70s, and some 80s but 90s you gotta get Gen X types and I don’t think they wanna hear 40-50s.
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Does Joe split this with the “friends” or keep it all for himself since it is a Solo Joe billing? Does he also split the change and trash that are tossed in to his tip jar?How much money could he possibly be making anyway? Let’s be generous. 200 people venue, tickets sold out at 10$. He gets 2000$ for performing. Then he has to split it 4 ways between the band. Then he has to pay for gas and whatever other bullshit expenses.
We were discussing this recently in another thread. See, I believe the actual numbers involved are far lower than this. See, I think Joe rents the Moose Hall himself. Let's say he books the room for $200. In that case, he'd need to sell ten $20 tickets to break even, and anything more is his. So he'd need to sell twenty $20 tickets to make himself $200. He'd probably give his "guests" $20 apiece and go home with $100-120 for the night.How much money could he possibly be making anyway? Lets be generous. 200 people venue, tickets sold out at 10$. He gets 2000$ for performing. Then he has to split it 4 ways between the band. Then he has to pay for gas and whatever other bullshit expenses.
Remember all of his gigs are contracted. He can only cancel if he gets a serious illness or an act of God so unless he gets shingles or a tree falls on his car, he needs to put on one of his Call of Duty shirts and belt out Layla.We were discussing this recently in another thread. See, I believe the actual numbers involved are far lower than this. See, I think Joe rents the Moose Hall himself. Let's say he books the room for $200. In that case, he'd need to sell ten $20 tickets to break even, and anything more is his. So he'd need to sell twenty $20 tickets to make himself $200. He'd probably give his "guests" $20 apiece and go home with $100-120 for the night.
My guess is that he hasn't sold enough tickets to cover the hall yet, so he's slashing prices to $10, in the hope of drawing ten or twenty more people. Which would mean that thus far, he's sold fewer than ten tickets total, so he's desperate. And if he cancels the gig and asks for his money back, the Moose Lodge might be hesitant to deal with him anymore.
Joe's right. If you look at any of their album covers it just says "Eagles"Also look how he just puts “Eagles” on the ad poster. Hey, stupid: it’s The Eagles. Get it right or take if off your shitty poster.
Ever play with BOC though, Ray?I played a show in Italy last night, Joe.
The closest you'll get to Italy is the Sbarro's (that is how you spell it, right fellas?) down the road from you.
Fat cunt.
Ever play with BOC though, Ray?
Yeah, but where was your red Gatorade?No, but I did sing on stage with the Scorpions.
And I was paid CASH.
Yeah, but where was your red Gatorade?
I’m a Gen X type, and I listen to music from all eras, but I don’t want to listen to it coming from Joe.I don’t know many groups that enjoy music from the 40s all the way to the 90s. Boomers you can do 60-70s, and some 80s but 90s you gotta get Gen X types and I don’t think they wanna hear 40-50s.
Next to my NO BACON EGG AND CHEESE ON A ROLL!
Joe Cumia: The Boogie Woogie Blowjob Boy of Company B.40s?! Hell yeah, I need to hear that bugle boy song, you know to inspire the fellas on the front!
Did you run to the dentist and fan out a stack of $10's and the doctor said, "I see you're one of those patients"?No, but I did sing on stage with the Scorpions.
And I was paid CASH.
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