This is just sad.

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Joseph is practically begging people to show up. Imagine being 64 and having to resort to this.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

It's Freddy the harmonica player I feel sorry for, his one shot at stardom hanging in the balance.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Also look how he just puts “Eagles” on the ad poster. Hey, stupid: it’s The Eagles. Get it right or take if off your shitty poster.

 

[UnPRePared]

I played a show in Italy last night, Joe.

The closest you'll get to Italy is the Sbarro's (that is how you spell it, right fellas?) down the road from you.

Fat cunt.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Also look how he just puts “Eagles” on the ad poster. Hey, stupid: it’s The Eagles. Get it right or take if off your shitty poster.

Welcome to the motel California.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

40s?! Hell yeah, I need to hear that bugle boy song, you know to inspire the fellas on the front!

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

No comped sandwich and Gatorade for him!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No comped sandwich and Gatorade for him!

LARGE turkey sandwich will never not make me laugh.

 

[Brother JoeBo Kurlan]

Joseph is practically begging people to show up. Imagine being 64 and having to resort to this.

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I suspect that satisfaction isn't actually guaranteed, and Buskin' Joe Cumia will not only refuse to give your ten dollars back, but he'll also go on Facebook and use his daughter's account to trash your reputation to his 15 followers.

 

[guest]

I feel bad 4 the brothaman. WWWD, What would Wyzz do, or Scorch... I have a hard time telling all these obscure upstate NY radio personalities apart...

 

[Dennyislife]

I would pay to see Joe sing We'll meet again to be fair. Maybe he should do that cameo style and we just pick random songs he has to do for our own amusement

 

[PickleRickle]

I know Danny boy said he'd rent out Hoolies when Rick goes to pound-me-in-the-ass prison, but has there been any mention of hiring Joe for the entertainment? Wouldnt that just put the perfect fucking bow on this whole thing you guys have here. Cross pollination between cows is typically pretty gay, but maybe just this one time there could be an exception.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

We should hire Joe to celebrate when Patrick goes to jail

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I know Danny boy said he'd rent out Hoolies when Rick goes to pound-me-in-the-ass prison, but has there been any mention of hiring Joe for the entertainment? Wouldnt that just put the perfect fucking bow on this whole thing you guys have here. Cross pollination between cows is typically pretty gay, but maybe just this one time there could be an exception.

damn hive mind thinking

 

[Sue Lightning]

How much money could he possibly be making anyway? Lets be generous. 200 people venue, tickets sold out at 10$. He gets 2000$ for performing. Then he has to split it 4 ways between the band. Then he has to pay for gas and whatever other bullshit expenses.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

How much money could he possibly be making anyway? Lets be generous. 200 people venue, tickets sold out at 10$. He gets 2000$ for performing. Then he has to split it 4 ways between the band. Then he has to pay for gas and whatever other bullshit expenses.

You’re forgetting about the red Gatorade

 

[Harry Powell]

I know Danny boy said he'd rent out Hoolies when Rick goes to pound-me-in-the-ass prison, but has there been any mention of hiring Joe for the entertainment? Wouldnt that just put the perfect fucking bow on this whole thing you guys have here. Cross pollination between cows is typically pretty gay, but maybe just this one time there could be an exception.

This has been discussed before. We couldn’t handle the demands in his rider.

 

[Wa4892]

Heres what I'm thinking ....... Knowing Joe, he spent whatever money he was going to make at this gig already. The day he agreed to play he called Carole and proudly announced "we're eating sushi tonight!"

I'd be willing to bet thats how the budget for most months plays out for Joe. Sit down on the 1st, see what shows he has SCHEDULED, assumes its all money in his pocket already and the next thing you know, he's got another Chinese guitar ordered, invested in more crypto and Trump Playing Cards and taking selfies at the "good" sushi place.

When 25% of the gigs/money falls through he wonders why Carol is so mad at him.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

I love how he used the phrase "comfortably seated" which to me implies there will be plenty of space to enjoy his bovine crooning.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Does Joe list out his gigs anywhere or is he still not doing that? I’d toss a few dollars at the ol’ boomer because why the fuck not?