This is infinitely better than having children and staying home to take care of them.

[Snake]

You know some guy had to set up the streaming gear for her.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

All my pots/pans are non stick. You hit that with hot water while its still hot and it slides off and is clean is a minute. You dont have to soak anything as long as you dont let it harden over night. It saves so much trouble to just clean it right away. I do it before I even eat. Im not even a neat freak.

Yeah you can pretty much get everything clean and or in the dishwasher in ten minutes. The counters can be wiped, the stove can be clean, etc. Leaving that shit until the next day is beyond infuriating. Even basic shit like if you are going to leave the pans and you've made something cheesy, fill the shit up with water. Or rinse off the plates, don't just let the shit sit there and get petrified for the next day. Same shit in the dishwasher, yes its a dishwasher, hence the name but it works better as a sanitizer. Rinse the shit off of it before you put it in there. There is one man point where the water jets from, the center, make sure all your dirty shit can get hit by that. You don't put glasses and bowls upside down for a reason.

Cleaning clothes is the same way. I'm basically a cartoon character at this point in my life, I wear a different color of the same shit everyday. I shower multiple times a day, if the shit isn't dirty I hang it back up. Every single day the washer is packed to the top, full of bullshit clothes. How many different sets of clothes can you wear every week?

 

[Stent]

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Nana could easily outlive Erock at this point. He's a special diabetes edition Mr Potatohead.

 

[Snake]

Nana could easily outlive Erock at this point. He's a special diabetes edition Mr Potatohead.

Didn't his wife divorce him?

"It's either me, or the hoagies. What's it gonna be?"

I think he had a kid. Both him and Blob Kelly are incredibly selfish motherfuckers.

 

[Zombie247]

Didn't his wife divorce him?

"It's either me, or the hoagies. What's it gonna be?"

I think he had a kid. Both him and Blob Kelly are incredibly selfish motherfuckers.

A baby girl.

 

[Stent]

Didn't his wife divorce him?

"It's either me, or the hoagies. What's it gonna be?"

I think he had a kid. Both him and Blob Kelly are incredibly selfish motherfuckers.

Probably. I don't know anything about Erock since one look tells you everything you need to know. Even Sam has started going to the gym.

 

[RobertMewler]

I feel for you guys with the dirty bitches. Their parents were total failures for not instilling cleanliness and pride of place in them. I want to slap them.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

What's the thing on the tripod?

The ring light?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Dildos and cam shit aside, except the ones who lived with me and finally got it after I had to scream at them to just pick things up as they go about their day, every girl I've ever dated except one has been happy to live in a pile of garbage and clothes. And these aren't outward pigs either. The one who kept her place clean had to because she had a toddler. My current girlfriend leaves a wake of misplaced shit everywhere she goes and it drives me fucking nuts. I always keep my place clean and this bitch somehow trashes every room she enters. I always just wash dishes immediately after using them, put things back where they go when I'm done with them and throw garbage in the fucking garbage can instead of leaving it on every counter surface, trunk and table in the house.

Maybe I just date actual retards. They think like little kids. Like, pull out everything in the room, set it all around them for no reason like kids with their toys, leave empty glasses and plates there and when you say something about it they're like "I'll tidy up when I'm done." Done what? Done WHAT? CUNT I don't want to suffer through whatever boring fucking rape crime show you're going to make me watch with a bunch of fucking trash on my coffee table, you bitch. You stupit fuckin' mouthy bitch. Just be done with it. Fuck. I don't need to clean up after a grown woman. I'm getting treated like a nigger in my own home.

Yeah definitely. Cars especially. All girls drive around in piles of wadded up tissues and like 4 pairs of shoes on the floorboards

 

[guest]

Fucking house is a mess right now. This batch has been "organizing my clothes" for 3 weeks. She spends like three hours at a time working on it and makes no progress. Women are retards.

 

[guest]

I feel for you guys with the dirty bitches. Their parents were total failures for not instilling cleanliness and pride of place in them. I want to slap them.

I think it does come down to the parents a lot of the time. There's a class/cultural aspect to it too in some cases. Almost all the girls and women I've come across who were secret slobs were British/American/Western women born after 1980 who came from comfortable backgrounds where they were probably picked up after and told that domestic chores were not what "modern women" did. The couple of exceptions I can think of are 1) the wife of a guy I know. She's English, in her 30s, but from a Christian family and she likes baking etc. Their place is pristine. 2) A half English half Greek Cypriot working class girl I went out with years ago. She was a bit OCD but you could've eaten off the floor of her apartment and she was always cooking for me and would clean while she did it.

My wife is a lawyer and fluent in 3 languages but comes from a humble background. Again, she isn't lazy or slovenly. Again, has a mother who taught her to cook and have some old school values about housekeeping.

Whoever the animal the room in the op picture belongs to must be either a drug addict or was never told to clean their room as a kid. Dirty carpets like that give me some kind of low grade anxiety.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

A half English half Greek Cypriot working class girl I went out with years ago. She was a bit OCD but you could've eaten off the floor of her apartment and she was always cooking for me and would clean while she did it.

Wogs are hypochondriacs, so they're obsessive about cleanliness. Their homes are usually cleaner than other white peoples'. You're right about the WASPy types of girls. It's not even that they get taught negative values, they don't get taught any values. An old ex of mine had not anything imparted to her by her mother. It's like they raise them without ever getting into a discussion.

 

[guest]

My ex-girlfriend didnt know that chicken wings came from chicken. No exaggeraton. We went to the grocery once, picked up a tray of 2 dozen chicken wings and I made a comment that 12 birds died just so that we can enjoy this finger food, and the concept was novel to herand she never thought it through until then. Sheltered beyond measure, not a bit of curiosity or inquisitiveness to her nature. Her biological mom died in a car crash and her dad remarried and i guess the step mom didn't bother with any home economics or life lessons.

Another time I noticed she had something 'off' about her was her inability to crack an egg. Literally everytime pieces of shell will fall into the pan. Also she was 24 with no driver's license and loved getting driven around like some dignitary.

This was a girl who was a chemical engineering undergrad btw.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Dildos and cam shit aside, except the ones who lived with me and finally got it after I had to scream at them to just pick things up as they go about their day, every girl I've ever dated except one has been happy to live in a pile of garbage and clothes. And these aren't outward pigs either. The one who kept her place clean had to because she had a toddler. My current girlfriend leaves a wake of misplaced shit everywhere she goes and it drives me fucking nuts. I always keep my place clean and this bitch somehow trashes every room she enters. I always just wash dishes immediately after using them, put things back where they go when I'm done with them and throw garbage in the fucking garbage can instead of leaving it on every counter surface, trunk and table in the house.

Maybe I just date actual retards. They think like little kids. Like, pull out everything in the room, set it all around them for no reason like kids with their toys, leave empty glasses and plates there and when you say something about it they're like "I'll tidy up when I'm done." Done what? Done WHAT? CUNT I don't want to suffer through whatever boring fucking rape crime show you're going to make me watch with a bunch of fucking trash on my coffee table, you bitch. You stupit fuckin' mouthy bitch. Just be done with it. Fuck. I don't need to clean up after a grown woman. I'm getting treated like a nigger in my own home.

Don’t worry Abe, she’ll come around one day. My lady friend is sometimes a god awful disaster as well, but never in my house, where the rules were laid out immediately (namely: put your shit away after you use it, close the goddamn cabinet doors, and leave your shoes on the rack.)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wogs are hypochondriacs, so they're obsessive about cleanliness. Their homes are usually cleaner than other white peoples'. You're right about the WASPy types of girls. It's not even that they get taught negative values, they don't get taught any values. An old ex of mine had not anything imparted to her by her mother. It's like they raise them without ever getting into a discussion.

The one I was with longest had that dynamic with her mother. Her mom was a drunk hairdresser who married a rich guy with a terminal disease and got all the money, then acted like she didn't get why the guy's family hated her guts. She had one gear: stupit gossiping drunk bitch. So that's all she did with her daughter, just talked shit about people and their families like she's better than them. The only thing I imagine she ever taught her daughter was to stay pretty so if you get in trouble, you can get out of it by crying.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

My ex-girlfriend couldn't cook for shit, and had no interest in learning. When I pressed her about it, she gave me this look as if to say "what's your problem?" before coming to the faint realisation that she had never really cooked for herself before and was never inquisitive enough to even learn.

Tbf, she didn't put up much of a fight, so the next time I went round hers she cooked me a lukewarm bowl of sliced chicken with extra rocket and olive oil. That's it. This wasn't a bit; it was a sincere effort on her part, genuinely.

If she wasn't hot with big beefers and juicy dumper, and I wasn't so fucking horny, I would have resigned to the belief that I was in a relationship with a spastic.

It also dawned on me that she would cook microwave meals for herself, but would watch the Great British Bake Off and other cooking shows. How the fuck can you watch that and not have the incentive to think "I want to try that".

TLDR - I miss my ex-wife.

 

[guest]

Wogs are hypochondriacs, so they're obsessive about cleanliness. Their homes are usually cleaner than other white peoples'. You're right about the WASPy types of girls. It's not even that they get taught negative values, they don't get taught any values. An old ex of mine had not anything imparted to her by her mother. It's like they raise them without ever getting into a discussion.

Thanks for "wogs," that's a trip down memory lane. My great uncle Wildred (God rest) was a military man and one of the last of the bygone generation who remembered real Empire. "Wog" was a catch-all for him that included everyone from Greeks to North Africans to Indians. I remember him talking once about Afghanistan (this was right after 9/11) and saying it "wasn't a good idea for us to go in there with the Yanks" because "the niggers that live there have been running around those mountains for centuries and refuse to be beaten." Never heard him curse though.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

"Wog" was a catch-all for him that included everyone from Greeks to North Africans to Indians.

That's fucking hilarious. The Sopranos episode where Tony gets food poisoning he calls Indians "those fucking wogs" so I thought it was an American thing.

As far as I know, down here you were a wog if you were Greek, Italian or Yugoslavian. Basically, the only cunts who can cook in this fucking shit country.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

The ring light?

Another goddamn light? Jesus.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

It's all about the upbringing and I've noticed that the dumber she is, the better off you'll be. One of the girls I was with was dumb as bricks but had a sweet stupidity to her. Nice girl, meant well for sure.

Anyways, it wasn't long after we started hanging out that I realized she hadn't been brought up to clean her shit up regularly. Her parents were clean freaks so they always cleaned everything themselves. She wasn't overly messy but moreso disorganized and things would stack up on the surfaces or in the sink. She knew enough to keep stuff off the floor at least.

I basically would clear the surfaces and then talk up how nice it was. She never had an original thought about anything so it just never dawned on her. Once it did, she started to do it herself, which basically meant she took everything and stuffed it in cabinets, drawers, and closets.

Compare that to one of the smartest girls I ever dated who was not only dirty but would also get angry if I started to clean shit up for her. She was a huge pain in the ass to deal with.