This is infinitely better than having children and staying home to take care of them.

[Mr. Faggotry]

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Jesus. Clean your room, @CuntFucker

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That Canada Dry cranberry ginger ale is actually not bad.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Not sure why Nana decided to show off her apartment but, good for her.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

That Canada Dry cranberry ginger ale is actually not bad.

Wonder which orifice that gets crammed up...

 

[guest]

That Canada Dry cranberry ginger ale is actually not bad.

You can drink it warm even...

 

[fenrir]

Nice product placement for Chick-fil-A. They're branching out to pick up that brain-fried coomer demographic.

 

[Monk]

Why do dumbfucks want people who they probably hate to breed and create more dipshits to burden the world? Whoever this is, they're doing the world a favor by not breeding.

 

[Stent]

You know some guy had to set up the streaming gear for her.

 

[guest]

I just dont like that her vote counts equally as mine.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

What's the thing on the tripod?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Which one of you degenerate's room is this?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dildos and cam shit aside, except the ones who lived with me and finally got it after I had to scream at them to just pick things up as they go about their day, every girl I've ever dated except one has been happy to live in a pile of garbage and clothes. And these aren't outward pigs either. The one who kept her place clean had to because she had a toddler. My current girlfriend leaves a wake of misplaced shit everywhere she goes and it drives me fucking nuts. I always keep my place clean and this bitch somehow trashes every room she enters. I always just wash dishes immediately after using them, put things back where they go when I'm done with them and throw garbage in the fucking garbage can instead of leaving it on every counter surface, trunk and table in the house.

Maybe I just date actual retards. They think like little kids. Like, pull out everything in the room, set it all around them for no reason like kids with their toys, leave empty glasses and plates there and when you say something about it they're like "I'll tidy up when I'm done." Done what? Done WHAT? CUNT I don't want to suffer through whatever boring fucking rape crime show you're going to make me watch with a bunch of fucking trash on my coffee table, you bitch. You stupit fuckin' mouthy bitch. Just be done with it. Fuck. I don't need to clean up after a grown woman. I'm getting treated like a nigger in my own home.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Dildos and cam shit aside, except the ones who lived with me and finally got it after I had to scream at them to just pick things up as they go about their day, every girl I've ever dated except one has been happy to live in a pile of garbage and clothes. And these aren't outward pigs either. The one who kept her place clean had to because she had a toddler. My current girlfriend leaves a wake of misplaced shit everywhere she goes and it drives me fucking nuts. I always keep my place clean and this bitch somehow trashes every room she enters. I always just wash dishes immediately after using them, put things back where they go when I'm done with them and throw garbage in the fucking garbage can instead of leaving it on every counter surface, trunk and table in the house.

Maybe I just date actual retards. They think like little kids. Like, pull out everything in the room, set it all around them for no reason like kids with their toys, leave empty glasses and plates there and when you say something about it they're like "I'll tidy up when I'm done." Done what? Done WHAT? CUNT I don't want to suffer through whatever boring fucking rape crime show you're going to make me watch with a bunch of fucking trash on my coffee table, you bitch. You stupit fuckin' mouthy bitch. Just be done with it. Fuck. I don't need to clean up after a grown woman. I'm getting treated like a nigger in my own home.

We have two young kids and my wife is like this. I’ve been on the verge of a heart attack for about two months now. Drives me nuts. What really pisses me off is when she finally does something, it’s half assed. “I did all of the laundry today”. The dryer is full of clothes but the rest have been put away, the clothes in the dryer will then sit there for a week until she does it all over again. Dishes, she did the dishes last night after I bought groceries, and cooked it. She washes all of the plates and shit but just fills up the sink with water to let the pans “soak”. Motherfucker I made spaghetti, the shit literally washes off those pans.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We have two young kids and my wife is like this. I’ve been on the verge of a heart attack for about two months now. Drives me nuts. What really pisses me off is when she finally does something, it’s half assed. “I did all of the laundry today”. The dryer is full of clothes but the rest have been put away, the clothes in the dryer will then sit there for a week until she does it all over again. Dishes, she did the dishes last night after I bought groceries, and cooked it. She washes all of the plates and shit but just fills up the sink with water to let the pans “soak”. Motherfucker I made spaghetti, the shit literally washes off those pans.

I love the letting shit soak excuse. Let what soak, bitch? You a fucking Mormon now? Scrub that shit with a scouring pad like a god damn man. Rosie the Riveter could have cleaned those pans. Be a strong, useful woman like Rosie the Riveter who is on the cover of your daily planner you fucking dyke.

I had a boot in the door moment with a girl when I was younger and the cops were cool and sent me home in a cab and the paki driver and I went off about how much we hated women and he kept being like "I vish I was fucking gay, buddy." I wish I was fucking gay. You wanna be gay with me? We can have a super clean house.

Looking back, that shitskin was probably trying to suck my dick or something. I never thought about that until now.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Just noticed the dab rig on the floor too. They are having a funner friday night than I am.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

She washes all of the plates and shit but just fills up the sink with water to let the pans “soak”.

This is the "I have a girlfriend in Niagara Falls" of housekeeping

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love the letting shit soak excuse. Let what soak, bitch? You a fucking Mormon now? Scrub that shit with a scouring pad like a god damn man. Rosie the Riveter could have cleaned those pans. Be a strong, useful woman like Rosie the Riveter who is on the cover of your daily planner you fucking dyke.

All my pots/pans are non stick. You hit that with hot water while its still hot and it slides off and is clean is a minute. You dont have to soak anything as long as you dont let it harden over night. It saves so much trouble to just clean it right away. I do it before I even eat. Im not even a neat freak.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I'm sure her parents are very proud.

 

[Stent]

every girl I've ever dated except one has been happy to live in a pile of garbage and clothes.

It's their natural instinct or something. Create a nest of trash then burn it to the ground with forgotten hair straighteners.

We have two young kids and my wife is like this.

I visited a friend of mine who had a toddler (paulweimeryay.jpg) and I found a needle lying in their lounge carpet. I thought "Oh shit, lucky to have found this" and I mentioned it to him. He had the most resigned look I've seen in a person and he said thanks before mentioning his girlfriend was always doing shit like that.

You hit that with hot water while its still hot and it slides off and is clean is a minute.

I often clean as I cook. Women will put something in a frying pan and stare at it for 5 minutes until it needs turning then continue staring at it. The same people who put "multitasking" on their resume.