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This is fucked up.

ShutYourCakeHorn

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Meeting at work and I'm sitting at a table full of donuts and chocolates and Doritos and all sorts of tempting food.

Why would they do this.... What happened to health and safety? Sugar is bad for you.

I'm so fucking fucked and fat... 😭
I'm so sorry, Dougie.

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gassers

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Meeting at work and I'm sitting at a table full of donuts and chocolates and Doritos and all sorts of tempting food.

Why would they do this.... What happened to health and safety? Sugar is bad for you.

I'm so fucking fucked and fat... 😭
Weren't you on a vacation in europe? Is it over?

From rome to work meetings must suck, funster.
 

soulbrotherman#1

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I had 4 glazed donuts, 2 pieces of KFC chicken, half a bag of Doritos, and a bunch of chocolate bars.

I hate myself.
Is this why you keep on referring your job as the best you've ever had?

Also are you just a taste tester or some kinda test group for unhealthy side effects of shit food
 

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My office seems to have a birthday every fucking week so of course one of the old broads bakes a cake every single time.

Today the cake just sat there because I assume everyone else is also sick of it. The office fatso announced she was going to have a slice before everyone else ate it then chuckled while waddling towards it. I bet she was just sitting and waiting for someone else to have the first piece but couldn't hold out any longer. Fat fuck.

Later on someone said there was another birthday coming up on Friday. Holy fuck. Who cares?
 
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My office seems to have a birthday every fucking week so of course one of the old broads bakes a cake every single time.

Today the cake just sat there because I assume everyone else is also sick of it. The office fatso announced she was going to have a slice before everyone else ate it then chuckled while waddling towards it. I bet she was just sitting and waiting for someone else to have the first piece but couldn't hold out any longer. Fat fuck.

Later on someone said there was another birthday coming up on Friday. Holy fuck. Who cares?
At my work we celebrate sick days with cake as well. "Get well get well soon we wish you to get well". That's not even a song!
 
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