This is apparently the funniest video in the world

[lil chud]

So this bitch is the meme of the week. I wonder how long it takes for her to open a "merch store" and start selling shirts that no one will ever buy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So this bitch is the meme of the week. I wonder how long it takes for her to open a "merch store" and start selling shirts that no one will ever buy.

It blows my mind that every podcast and youtube channel ever sells merchandise. Like hats, shirts, $50 hoodies and I've never seen a single person wearing podcast or youtuber merch.

 

[lil chud]

It blows my mind that every podcast and youtube channel ever sells merchandise. Like hats, shirts, $50 hoodies and I've never seen a single person wearing podcast or youtuber merch.

Man I could go on about youtubers in general:
1. constantly saying "like and subscribe"
2. constantly shilling random chink crap like shirts, hats, and water bottles
3. using double-speak language like saying "unalive" instead of dead or suicide
4. having an "intro" to their videos
5. having sponsored segments
6. complaining about "da algorithm"
7. making videos about taking a break or quitting

I hate them. I mainly watch documentaries about the ocean and space nowadays, everything else is just trash.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Man I could go on about youtubers in general:
1. constantly saying "like and subscribe"
2. constantly shilling random chink crap like shirts, hats, and water bottles
3. using double-speak language like saying "unalive" instead of dead or suicide
4. having an "intro" to their videos
5. having sponsored segments
6. complaining about "da algorithm"
7. making videos about taking a break or quitting

I hate them. I mainly watch documentaries about the ocean and space nowadays, everything else is just trash.

The other day there was a video posted here of one of those DIY pedophile stings and as soon as the cops showed up the fat autist pedo guy starts screaming "I'M GONNA UNALIVE MYSELF! I'M GONNA UNALIVE MYSELF!" It was fucking bizarre. How are you so online that you actually train yourself to not just say "kill" in real life?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[guest]

The other day there was a video posted here of one of those DIY pedophile stings and as soon as the cops showed up the fat autist pedo guy starts screaming "I'M GONNA UNALIVE MYSELF! I'M GONNA UNALIVE MYSELF!" It was fucking bizarre. How are you so online that you actually train yourself to not just say "kill" in real life?

You hacked my inner dialogue...and I know exactly the part you're referring to. The guy replying "It's ok, it's ok" was really annoying me. Dude, his life is over, he is right, no need to placate him after the bust. I'd have more respect if he was like "Yes, you might aswell unalive yourself, you're screwed!".

 

[Butt Pirate]

Reminder: comedy to women is simply making a face and doing a voice.

 

[aRTie02150]

I hope her next viral video is an ISIS one.

 

[Fuck]

That girl in the OP's video just looks mildly retarded. I'd assume she doesn't realize she sticks her tongue out.

It blows my mind that every podcast and youtube channel ever sells merchandise. Like hats, shirts, $50 hoodies and I've never seen a single person wearing podcast or youtuber merch.

I've never seen one out in public either. I figure they must only sell to terminally online shut-ins.

 

[Kinderman]

She didn't. The manager got pissed at first and took her name off the schedule (trying to force her to quit), then she made a video whining about it, a bunch of people made some sort of protest and the annoying cunt got her way and is working there again.

Pussy ass manager. Just fire the dummy. Any outrage or protests will be forgotten within 72 hours and no one will care.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Sometimes I think about people I dislike, and then I remind myself that they'll pass away probably choking on their own blood and I giggle.

 

[BUBBLER]

I feel sorry for everybody who works or just wants to dine there, cos they now get to deal with the fact that the place has become a sideshow attraction for the most insufferable people on the planet. that said, I would've taken a different approach if I were the manager. I would have told her she's wasting her comedic talent by working at a place like chick-fil-a and that she should have a go at being a social media comedienne, which is complete bollocks, but then I wouldn't be dealing with the situation which ended up happening. it would also be a good laugh amongst the staff when I explain to everyone how I convinced her to piss off

I would have made her suck my dick

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

It blows my mind that every podcast and youtube channel ever sells merchandise. Like hats, shirts, $50 hoodies and I've never seen a single person wearing podcast or youtuber merch.

Once at a neighborhood liquor store I saw a fat guy in a THICCC BOY hoodie. The name and logo stood out, so I looked it up later and found it was Schlob's merch.

Faggot.

 

[Stent]

I'd heard that zoomer humor is stupid. A lifetime of memes and selfies must do this to their brains.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Once at a neighborhood liquor store I saw a fat guy in a THICCC BOY hoodie. The name and logo stood out, so I looked it up later and found it was Schlob's merch.
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Faggot.

I think that might be some sort of euphemism for sex.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Once at a neighborhood liquor store I saw a fat guy in a THICCC BOY hoodie. The name and logo stood out, so I looked it up later and found it was Schlob's merch.
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Faggot.

Why didn't you murder this person?

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Why didn't you murder this person?

Didn't want to get any on me, but that's no excuse for letting evil escape. I'm so sorry everyone.