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The longer he goes on the angrier he gets lol.
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"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!
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125 paypigs on Patreon, enjoy the biography of some rube that takes 20 minutes to get to the entertaining stuff
patposting aside it's so poorly articulated, no effort, repeats himself. It's doesn't come off as casual because he's autistic af, it comes off as lazy. He is a shitty storyteller.
goes from 2012 to 2017 to 2015 to 2012
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I want to see this along with a bunch of pics and videos. It's basically Pat The Movie.
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"No more about this guy."
Surreal to hear pat quote forum bits on a podcast.
Surreal to hear pat quote forum bits on a podcast.
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I love the ominous voice selling me progressive insurance. Why am I not so shameless to sell myself like this, it can't be so hard.
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" My parents met at a horse auction"
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After 2 years of college (which he excelled at of course), he was offered a 6-figure job at age 22. How does one go from 18 to 22 in two years? 
I dont think math is his strong suite.
I dont think math is his strong suite.
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He is reading this right? This doesnt feel like an actual conversation. Its just pat romanticizing his lame life.
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They were partially responsible for wrecking Anthony Cumia's life.
No, pig. Nobody was responsible for that other than Anthony Cumia.
No, pig. Nobody was responsible for that other than Anthony Cumia.
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“Tommy sucked off those horses with such efficiency my mother couldn’t resist.”" My parents met at a horse auction"
Finally some honesty from ol’ Richard. Why he considers this a brag, I dunno. Speculate speculate
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The pests broke into the compound and bit Dani!
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"Forced into a divorce"
Thats how it works stupid
Thats how it works stupid
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Sounds like he's talking into a traffic cone.
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He's as good at math as you are at English.
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He pronounced it Q-mia.
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I don't know who this 'Patrick' guy is but he sounds quite hefty. Obese, even.
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This is a classic Tomlinson "I know what will help matters..." maneuver. Starve the trolls? Never works!