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"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

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he's monitoring the IG and correcTing the record
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Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

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He's very helpfully given us a great timeline.

1980-1998 - growing up and in high school. He's claimed before that he lost his virginity during the re-release of the Star Wars movies in 1997. So let's say his count at this point is one woman

1998 - 2001 - in college, but he's never mentioned any women from this time so I'm comfortable saying zero women

2001 - July 2011 - dating/married to Adrienne - one woman

July 2011 - September 2011 - his "burried in strange" "Old Testament Sex God" phase. Umprompted, he gives us information here that he only went on two "first dates" in this period before Niki. It's likely zero women but for the benefit of the doubt let's give him both of these women, so add two women

September 2011 - present - with Niki - one woman

So, barring some weird bout of sexcapades between 1998 - 2001, the absolute most women Pat has been with is five. Reminder that he has claimed seventeen as his number before. Fat, gay liar.
He claimed to visit massage parlors and have nuclear releases
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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lmaoooo they've now removed all comments critical of Pat on their IG posts and have limited the comments. We're one step closer to the podcast realizing that Pat is a piece of shit and removing his episode:

 
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lmaoooo they've now removed all comments critical of Pat on their IG posts and have limited the comments. We're one step closer to the podcast realizing that Pat is a piece of shit and removing his episode:

Does that count as Phase 1?
 

DMbA

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lmaoooo they've now removed all comments critical of Pat on their IG posts and have limited the comments. We're one step closer to the podcast realizing that Pat is a piece of shit and removing his episode:

it seems like the podcast host is all in with pat, the only comments left are the ones that are in favour of pat and they look like spams
 

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I looked up the nazi salute thing. pretty based to be honest
The annoying pre-teen kike deserved worse tbh.
she said. “There was an incident where a kid looked at me and he did the white supremacy symbol and then he stood up and did the Sieg Heil.”
What's the "white supremacy symbol" though? Am I out of touch?! I didn't know we had cool handshakes now.
 
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