This has to be a trap. Nobody is this stupid.

[Imager]

Shit like these conventions are the highlight of these losers’ lives. How do they not kill themselves? What a horrible, pointless, childish life.

Says the man who actually built a business and succeeded.

I hope your business was swindling people like Pat.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Says the man who actually built a business and succeeded.

I hope your business was swindling people like Pat.

He isnt a lawyer.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Serious question: How do we get Frank Hassle to go to this fo' da show?

 

[guest]

Keep the payquasi.com cards warm and ready folks

I’ve got a couple pieces of bad news for you buddy…

 

[peckafacce]

People like Pat are the reason Covid is still a thing.

 

[Meownaw]

He is the dumbest mother hucker alive. What does he hope happens someone comes and then he says SWARM SWARM like Costanza stealing a book?

 

[SensibleKeks]

I got a family friend who is a Z-List actor, shows up to conventions as that guy who was in that thing and autographs pictures. It's all a business. You rent the table, and hopefully sign enough pictures to make it worth your while slugging your ass out to New Jersey for the day. Patrick seriously spends all this money on airfare, hotels, travel expenses, etc. just so he can feel like Mama Raven's important boy.

It's seriously like a comic taking a vacation just so they could do 5 minutes at the Jacksonville Chuckle Hut open mic night, then lying that they got booked for the whole weekend, two shows on Saturday.

Hey gang, post times you met big time celebrities!

 

[Mike Glyer]

He's going to tell all his friends to stop by so the Nazis can't get more embarrassing pics of him being alone.

 

[NoBacon]

I genuinely wouldn’t attend any of these things if I was paid 10 thousand dollars. Pigrick is going to spend money attending, making nothing back all to cosplay as a famous author. It’s pathetic.