This guy is such a cock-ass

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

You seem to know a lot about bath house orgies.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Some of these comment are lame

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Some of these comment are lame

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"Beloved; by 2025 you WILL have to shoot your neighbors in order to acquire their supplies."

He's so wholesome.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

His voice reminds me of the world's most masculine man, Gavin McInnes.
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[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I remember watching this guy like two years ago when he was talking about finding water with a divining rod (which I believe in) and he had a few anti government quips in there

Last time I checked in on him he was full blown off the grid libertarian sovereign citizen

Now I find out he has a “war band” and is stockpiling weapons

I’m kinda on board tbh

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My EDC is my keys, my wallet and a Swiss army knife because I'm not afraid of my own shadow.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Not going to read this thread, but I approve of it and endorse it fully. I hope a moose removes his cowboy hat.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Preppers are retarded. There's so many people and so many durable goods in production that survivors wouldn't run out of shit for 50 years anyway. They'd just have to learn how to garden and go fishing. Stockpiling shit is pointless. You've just got more junk to steal.

 

[Stent]

What the fuck is an EDC? Most people don't even own a decent pair of boots, which is probably the most important thing for when you're being pursued by apocalypse cannibals.

 

[guest]

Jokes on him. In an apocalypse, marauding raiders are far more likely keep his son as a sex slave and just kill him and use him for meat.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

What the fuck is an EDC? Most people don't even own a decent pair of boots, which is probably the most important thing for when you're being pursued by apocalypse cannibals.

EDC means every day carry. Like pocket knife, little flashlight, pistol. Shit like that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Recording yourself driving down a winding, bumpy backroad is a Joe Cumia move. I hope he accidentally shoots himself, drives off the road and is ejected from the truck because he's not wearing a seat belt. I don't want him to die, but I would like to see his attitude towards being paralyzed. "I can still be useful in the coming struggle! Please nobody kill or rape me."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Recording yourself driving down a winding, bumpy backroad is a Joe Cumia move. I hope he accidentally shoots himself, drives off the road and is ejected from the truck because he's not wearing a seat belt. I don't want him to die, but I would like to see his attitude towards being paralyzed. "I can still be useful in the coming struggle! Please nobody kill or rape me."

Lol Paralyzed Wranglerstar is making me laugh.

"Beloved; this is how being paralyzed can actually benefit you in the coming struggle: since I can't feel my asshole, if I'm anally raped during a raid, I can't feel it. And if you don't even feel it, it's like the rape never even occurred at all. While the rape is happening it gives you a fantastic opportunity to observe your surroundings and devise an escape plan. Mine involves my 4'11 son strapping me to his back like a pack and scurrying into the woods."

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Jokes on him. In an apocalypse, marauding raiders are far more likely keep his son as a sex slave and just kill him and use him for meat.

I have a feeling he'd be nominating himself for the position of sex slave over his son. This is naturally to protect his boy and not for any ulterior motive.

 

[UnPRePared]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , I dunno, seems like a fella who just wants to get back to nature and be away from the government.



Or he just went off the deep end because he can't accept that he's a lifelong closet homosexual. "That Yale Thing."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , I dunno, seems like a fella who just wants to get back to nature and be away from the government.



Or he just went off the deep end because he can't accept that he's a lifelong closet homosexual. "That Yale Thing."

That's how he started out. His old videos are just him giving tips on homesteading and doing family man stuff. He got fired from the Forest Service and did go off the deep end. Now he thinks people are trying to kill him and a war will break out any second, he tries to put off some flamboyant alpha persona and basically advocates domestic terrorism.

The worst part is I don't think he believes any of it. He's just grifting rubes.

 

[Stent]

Recording yourself driving down a winding, bumpy backroad is a Joe Cumia move. I hope he accidentally shoots himself, drives off the road and is ejected from the truck because he's not wearing a seat belt. I don't want him to die, but I would like to see his attitude towards being paralyzed. "I can still be useful in the coming struggle! Please nobody kill or rape me."

Take your seatbelt off on tight winding gravel roads when you're staring into your phone and talking about the coming struggle. It'll help you get out of the vehicle quicker. Also, leave your severed legs behind when you crash down a bank into a tree. They will only slow you down. Wear pants with dolls sewn on them. That will make them look like two tiny gun-wielding midgets in the vehicle to provide a distraction from your tactical retreat.

 

[UnPRePared]

That's how he started out. His old videos are just him giving tips on homesteading and doing family man stuff. He got fired from the Forest Service and did go off the deep end. Now he thinks people are trying to kill him and a war will break out any second, he tries to put off some flamboyant alpha persona and basically advocates domestic terrorism.

The worst part is I don't think he believes any of it. He's just grifting rubes.

He is Owen Benjamin without the minor comedy success.

And I still think Owen is actually crazier than this guy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Take your seatbelt off on tight winding gravel roads when you're staring into your phone and talking about the coming struggle. It'll help you get out of the vehicle quicker. Also, leave your severed legs behind when you crash down a bank into a tree. They will only slow you down. Wear pants with dolls sewn on them. That will make them look like two tiny gun-wielding midgets in the vehicle to provide a distraction from your tactical retreat.

I love how he hit a big bump that he didn't seem to see coming right when he took his hand off the wheel and started fucking with his gun. He's controlling the wheel with nothing but his forearm while still holding and trying to point a camera at his face.

 

[Stent]

I love how he hit a big bump that he didn't seem to see coming right when he took his hand off the wheel and started fucking with his gun. He's controlling the wheel with nothing but his forearm while still holding and trying to point a camera at his face.

He should end all his videos with "And if you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault, beloved!"

Women don't need as firm a handshake as men. This is a life saving tip. Don't ever let a man roll your wrist, beloved!