This guy is such a cock-ass

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This pussy is terrified that society is going to collapse and he'll be captured by roving bandits and kept as a sex slave so he shills a bunch of gun and survival shit and takes daily cold plunges with his "war band" which is a couple of his faggot friends and his faggot son who he cuts wood with.

He's not some ex marine or any type of expert or something, he's just some jerkoff who worked for the US Forest Service and got shitcanned and now refers to himself as a "professional homeowner". His videos about tools and chopping wood are alright but all this "preparing for the coming struggle" shit just screams "I'm afraid at all times." He also dresses like a fucking fag and is a proponent of going barefoot, even though if he has to walk on anything but soft grass it visibly hurts his feet.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nothing extremely gay about this:

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Listen to how scared this bitch is. "Be sure to wear a balaclava even if you have super distinct crazy eyes.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nice hat, bandana and Canadian tuxedo, stupid.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Vurry Cumia like. These retards have a fantasy in their head where the world goes to shit and they are badass cowboys just murdering looters and bandits and become the law. In reality they’d get raped in under two minutes regardless of their firearms.

If a nuclear disaster happens i’m not stockpiling shit. I’d rather just die. You’re not going to recapture the remains of society.

 

[Stent]

The coming struggle? Sounds like he's struggling not to come in another man's asshole.

 

[guest]

Your YouTube suggestions will be the second death of you Abe

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh cool, he's a dick to his wife.

1. There's no meat, so by definition, it's not charcuterie.

2. If you're worried about your charcuterie board being too feminine, there's a good chance you're a queer.

 

[Meownaw]

I was expecting this thread to be about a poster here *sniff*. I was already typing up my rebuttal.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

YOU CAN LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, COMMIE!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know why I don't need body armor? Because nobody is going to shoot me and I ain't never scurred.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He also dresses like a fucking fag and is a proponent of going barefoot, even though if he has to walk on anything but soft grass it visibly hurts his feet.

He watched that Dual Survival show with the one hippie survivalist I bet

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Nothing extremely gay about this:

If you close your eyes and listen to the grunting and words used, it sounds like an orgy in a bath house during bear night. Like "temperature check" is gay slang for cornholing a man.

Seriously, close your eyes and play this video.

 

[Meownaw]

If you close your eyes and listen to the grunting and words used, it sounds like an orgy in a bath house during bear night. Like "temperature check" is gay slang for cornholing a man.

Seriously, close your eyes and play this video.

You seem to know a lot about bath house orgies.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

If you close your eyes and listen to the grunting and words used, it sounds like an orgy in a bath house during bear night. Like "temperature check" is gay slang for cornholing a man.

Seriously, close your eyes and play this video.

“Are you quivering”

“Uggh yeah, im quivering ”

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you close your eyes and listen to the grunting and words used, it sounds like an orgy in a bath house during bear night. Like "temperature check" is gay slang for cornholing a man.

Seriously, close your eyes and play this video.

I did it. I laughed hard at "I'm gonna wait til you're in and I'll do a temperature check... UGH!!"

 

[Stent]

card carrying...

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Nothing extremely gay about this:

Great Value Owen Benjamin.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

card carrying...

Rolling Stone Magazine covers internet grifters now? What the fuck happened to the world? It's all fucking gay.

 

[Stent]

Rolling Stone Magazine covers internet grifters now? What the fuck happened to the world? It's all fucking gay.

Modern music sucks so hard they can't even pretend to write about it.