This deserves it's own thread....body dysmorphia Rick is on scene.

[Harry Powell]

Man, you bashing his poverty camera cracked me up good.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

The smoking gun on that being Pat is the flashlight in the mouth thing. It is such a gratuitous Action Pat move. Just use one flashlight. The whole point of having two flashlights is to put one of them in his mouth like he is rappelling into a bank vault from the ceiling and cracking a safe.

No, child, those are not my night vision goggles.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It gets better I just came back from putting my kids to bed to see 4 texts from him, I said I was putting the kids to bed then went oh lol. Also my 9 year old was being a shit before and told me hated me, out of anger, it stung, imagine having a kid, never see you and not care lol. We of course made up after 15 minutes, but imagine that pain over 10 plus years, what a monster he must be to be hurt by us worse than that.

Wow that must really hurt. Rick doesn’t even scream he hates you.

 

[BudDickman]

@covidcumia I think it would be possible to take advantage of Pat's vanity (and stupidity) to trick him into admitting he's the vandal. Make him say that the vandal is fat. So far he has only denied that he is fat, and the only identifying detail he gave on the vandal was his hat, which isn't even visible in the video.