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Technically everyone has a gut, Pat. Don’t you remember in college biology when they…oh right
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He is a great big fat person.
why does he do this to himself? If I had an insane boomer like CovidCumia texting me days on end I’d just fucking shut off the phone or not respond. Instead now he has one of Owen A Forms most formidable forces of nature nipping on his hooves daily. Fucking retarded.
why does he do this to himself? If I had an insane boomer like CovidCumia texting me days on end I’d just fucking shut off the phone or not respond. Instead now he has one of Owen A Forms most formidable forces of nature nipping on his hooves daily. Fucking retarded.
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Those shoes do not exist.
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Holy shit, what?! We have photographic evidence of both his gut and his hunchback, which he happily provided to the world himself!
This mother fucker has doublethink down to a science.
This mother fucker has doublethink down to a science.
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What cap? was there one?
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The word "just":
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The smoking gun on that being Pat is the flashlight in the mouth thing. It is such a gratuitous Action Pat move. Just use one flashlight. The whole point of having two flashlights is to put one of them in his mouth like he is rappelling into a bank vault from the ceiling and cracking a safe.
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@CarolMaxheinie i recently used the phrase “pants shitting retard” when referring to coach of the Philadelphia Eagles and his play calling. I hope you’re ok with the virus spreading.
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For the record, it was my attorney who coined that. He does not look kindly on my gentle, nurturing online encouragement of Fatrick. He did chuckle when I fell out of my chair laughing at the phrase.
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Oh NoooOooo, infant baby child, I don'T need any semblance of a running game.
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It was in a group text with 13 friends from the Philly area. My goal is to have fans come to eagles games this season with “Sirianni is a pants shitting retard” signs.
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That offense looks fucking terrible. How the fuck you get rid of Carson Wentz and actually look worse.
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It gets better I just came back from putting my kids to bed to see 4 texts from him, I said I was putting the kids to bed then went oh lol. Also my 9 year old was being a shit before and told me hated me, out of anger, it stung, imagine having a kid, never see you and not care lol. We of course made up after 15 minutes, but imagine that pain over 10 plus years, what a monster he must be to be hurt by us worse than that.
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"I HATE YOU FOR PICKING ON MY FAVORITE AUTHOR, DAD."
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It's like debating a tranny. "No, child, I am a woman. My uncurving male thighs look beautiful in tight lingerie. I do not have a 5 o'clock shadow. That's not a thing that exists."
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Actually they love that, the little shit was just being annoying because he wants to go to the USA with me later this week, he's my shadow, but they've missed so much school these past 18 months.
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Man, i just love when parents talk about their kids, jovially, it’s H+H, heartwarming and hilarious!!
Any chance you could share a picture of the little rascal?
Nothing better than seeing photos of other people’s kids that you’ve never met, or will meet
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Pat's kind of a weird guy