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How was the depressant nap?Fuck’s sake, cuz. Idk, my funny bone? Give the riot act a rest it’s Christmas.
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How was the depressant nap?Fuck’s sake, cuz. Idk, my funny bone? Give the riot act a rest it’s Christmas.
Invigorating. I needed that.How was the depressant nap?
I need more details, you smarmy bastard. From a fellow Scot (4 times removed). Deal.This broad, Wow. Wondered when you lads would bring her up.
She has a body count all throughout Europe, man and woman. I talked to one of those discarded conquests on two separate occasions - both times they were still not over her, and it was purely a fling. Nice kid too, didn't seem daft for being a model (sniff) in his twenties, but I would not be shocked if he's still hung up on her.
So of course, yeah, I absolutely would with her, and I couldn't give you a sane reason why. Maybe it's her evil Barbara Steele eyes.
I need more details, you smarmy bastard. From a fellow Scot (4 times removed). Deal.
Fuck’s sake, you cheeky bastard. ‘Like some androgynous Don Juan.’ So she’s not a dyke? Just a man eater.Pretty much what I said was the whole deal I was told, lad. I don't know much about her outside of her films, but I guess she started as a model and still has periodic gigs when she feels like it.
Basically, over the course of two separate gigs in Germany over probably an 18-month span, the band and I ran into the same group of young people after both shows. One was a younger fella, probably mid-20s, and it came up during conversation that he got with her. He never really shared any details, he actually seemed very uncomfortable about his friends laughing at him about it, but both times he was honest about how he wasn't over her. It was quite an awkward conversation to have, I still don't entirely know what the hell she did to him, but she clearly broke that kid.
Turns out that's her modus operandi, like some androgynous Don juan, I've been told. All secondhand of course, but that young fella had me convinced it was true.
Fuck’s sake, you cheeky bastard. ‘Like some androgynous Don Juan.’ So she’s not a dyke? Just a man eater.
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