This awful chair will always make me laugh

[guest]

Now i'm not fan of Fatrick, in fact he might be the most obnoxious cunt I know of, but i'm not going to shit on him for his wedding. It's a rare example of him not spending like an absolute retard on things he shouldn't. Of course then he probably didn't have the money in hand to do it. But of course when he gets his advance he becomes a very specific racial version of wealthy.

This is actually a good take. I mean, I’m not going to not shit on him for his pauper wedding and the DeLorean… but it’s also one of the most fiscally responsible decisions he's ever made.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

you guys are far too harsh, they look great to me

Get out of my half swamp, donkey child.

 

[guest]

Here Comes the Wide

190 Pound Fiancée

 

[guest]

was that beef wellington during Christmas or thanksgiving? He ate that shit by himself. Clearly he’s estranged from their family

That was on Christmas, right after telling everyone his wife is a vegetarian. So he definitely ate that himself. Also this the day after he accidentally butt dialed Dan while he was alone at the bar on Christmas Eve ranting about us to someone who doesn't give a shit. He was 100% banned from Niki's family gatherings after starting fights about politics

 

[guest]

Nice lesbian priest. God will not be mocked, and flame broiled pig will be on the eternal menu.

I mean why even bother? Just live together. Even the Pacific Rim Asians and Indians are getting ‘Western’ style weddings. You’re not impressing anyone, faggot. He’s also kinda fat.