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This awful chair will always make me laugh
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Niki's face is saying, "lol this sham wedding is fucking retarded, but I guess we gotta do this...".
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Nice lesbian priest. God will not be mocked, and flame broiled pig will be on the eternal menu.
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"Plus it's not all bad; I did get this free t-shirt!"
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I think pattycakes had them fooled at the time being. She probably told her parents he’s a published author and they were mildly intrigued
Her parents talking;” well he isn’t a doctor or lawyer, but He can provide for our daughter, and is a good guy, i mean he’s a car enthusiast, a packers fan, just seems like a solid guy… as the father nods in agreement”
Little did they know 5 years later… he’s a laughing stock. They dont even visit
was that beef wellington during Christmas or thanksgiving? He ate that shit by himself. Clearly he’s estranged from their family and they keep niki afloat with her cute little business and monthly checks from her wealthy father which they spend on alcohol at various bars and tourist trap vacations.
They should be tarred and feathers
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Nikki's waist is about the same size as his. Those psych-meds & pints of beer really take their toll
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It would be more believable if he claimed Niki could bench 250.
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Those are the same chairs I had in my elementary school art class.
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What kind of woman gains weight in preparation for her wedding? The way these two handle just about everything is so ridiculous and lazy
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She couldn't even be bothered to wear an off-white dress. "Wine red for me! Cuz I love wine! Get it!??"
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Say Yes to the Mess
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Now i'm not fan of Fatrick, in fact he might be the most obnoxious cunt I know of, but i'm not going to shit on him for his wedding. It's a rare example of him not spending like an absolute retard on things he shouldn't. Of course then he probably didn't have the money in hand to do it. But of course when he gets his advance he becomes a very specific racial version of wealthy.
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You forgot the back to the future car he hired. And apparently it couldn't even drive, so he just hired it for the photo op.
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well that's just stupid. I mean at least you'd think he could drive it. Riding in it would be pointless, i'm not even sure the thing HAS a back seat.
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It would be less embarrassing to just get married at the courthouse. In LA even that looks vastly more dignified than whatever hillbilly retard trash wedding these two disgusting, fat, ugly cunts had.
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Nice school stool your grandmother used in 4th grade and now sits on during your wedding, stupid
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you guys are far too harsh, they look great to me
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Nice poverty wedding, idiot.
Her gut and tits are so uniform, it looks like a normal woman wearing multiple flak jackets.
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Here Comes the Wide
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You’re a piece of shit if you make your old relatives sit in a chair like that for the sake of awful millennial aesthetics. I bet the room was lit by naked lightbulbs hanging by a thread