This always gives me a quick pick me up

[guest]

Fawkin always activates my ribs

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[Smeckler's Powder]

this guy made Iron Man and we're giving him Beatle books? He eats bats

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Them laughing that Ozzy left the gifts behind might have been one of the few times jim was truly hurt inside while getting laughed at.

 

[Doctor Coom]

Also holy shit how short is Danny?

 

[Chive Turkey]

Also holy shit how short is Danny?

Small enough for him to be dispatched humanely in an Easy-Bake Oven.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Fawkin always activates my ribs

I say it every time this video is brought up. It's opies greatest work. The way he hangs the camera on the books, the way he just laughs right in Jimmy's face when he sees the books laying there. It's fucking perfect

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

This is also way no other radio is listenable. No one does stuff like this

 

[guest]

I say it every time this video is brought up. It's opies greatest work. The way he hangs the camera on the books, the way he just laughs right in Jimmy's face when he sees the books laying there. It's fucking perfect

Agreed. He knew right away and let it happen lol. Opie ‘Scorsese’ Hughes.

 

[hikomow633]

Holy fuck if Norton is 5'6, Danny must be like 5'2 tops. What a poison dwarf.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

One of the rare examples of Opie steamrolling for the BETTERMENT of the show.

 

[LingerLonger]

This is also way no other radio is listenable. No one does stuff like this

Literally no other radio show, podcast, or reality TV show came close to O&A. Even the way that the show and brand imploded could not be replicated anywhere else.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Norton is shorter than Rogan, who is 5'4". These guys must all be Beetlejuice height.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

This is also the funniest thing Norton has ever done. I watch it at least once a week.

That’s what he thinks of your stupid books! Ahhahahaahhhahah

 

[RacksDiciprine]

I find myself watching this like once a week. You know how hurt Jimmy must've been.

 

[DMAN]

To quote my nigga Nero Wynn "Ozzy made Jimmy DIE inside."

 

[handsomeblue]

I hate the go-to fake laugh he does immediately, but that pathetic look of realization and the delayed bug-eyes of defeat always makes me laugh.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

jim asks intern to buy every beatles book he can find

in one of the most pathetic attempts to soften the blow of asking him to sign this giant poster quality picture

imagine how disgusted ozzy felt, i can imagine he actually thought for a second it would be a thoughtful gift

 

[LingerLonger]

imagine how disgusted ozzy felt, i can imagine he actually thought for a second it would be a thoughtful gift

This is a repeated scenario for Jim.

Step one: Buy some extravagant highly personal gift or item concerning a celebrity. Like a poster. Homerun baseball. Books. Stuff from their own personal life that you scored on ebay or whatever.

Step two: Present it to a celebrity for an autograph in a highly inappropriate environment like a charity or walking through the streets. Or during an interview. Or when the person is relaxing backstage before a concert or interview. And almost demand that they sign it and take a personal picture with you. Make sure to drop a few mentions of your standup comedy or HBO shows in the most casual and nonchalant way possible.

Optional step two: Force your friends to ambush a celebrity when you are on the road doing standup comedy to get an autograph for you. Norton once sent a six foot tall poster to Florentine when Florentine was interviewing some rock band. And begged Florentine to hound the band to sign the poster. I think that Kenny actually flew to California with the poster and escorted it to Florentine's studio. He would also leave a huge collection of crap in the O&A studio if a celebrity came so that Roland or Erock could get them to autograph it for Jim. At one point there was an entire closet with like boxing gloves, baseballs, NFL jerseys, and t-shirts of various athletes in case XM had one of them in the building for another show. So an intern could ambush some random Nascar driver and make them autograph a Hot Wheels car for Norton.

Step three: When celebrity autographs the item and takes a photograph with you you tell everyone. Tell the radio show and social media. Then display the items in your apartment for NO ONE to ever see until the day you die alone and the building super calls a cleanup crew to haul you to the morgue and the spic janitors dump your collection in the trash. Live alone with your collection talking to yourself like Multiple Migs.

Optional step three: When celebrity refuses to sign your item you get on the radio and rant that that celebrity should die of AIDS. And his entire family should be raped and burned alive. Say that you will never watch another movie or root for their team again.

If you want some good O&A segments on this find like "Norton's photo obsession" or "The Derek Jeter rant" for starters.

 

[Opesterino]

I hate the go-to fake laugh he does immediately, but that pathetic look of realization and the delayed bug-eyes of defeat always makes me laugh.

he couldn't fake that laugh any harder if he tried. a defense mechanism he probably stole from someone else, fucking phony cock sucker

 

[Stent]

: "I was being very fuckin' polite! Fucking scumbag won't even sign something for me but he'll sign one for a pretty girl! What the fuck is that?!"

: "Hey, Jim. When's the Chip cartoon merch being sent out? We paid months ago and heard nothing."

: "WAIT YOUR FUCKING TURN, ASSHOLE!"