Things you have that Patrick doesn't.

[Libby Son Of Loin]

A good relationship with my daughter

Age

 

[UnPRePared]

A career, a full home, respect and a woman who adores me.

Plus, he'd have NEVER passed try-outs for Genesis.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

A career, a full home, respect and a woman who adores me.

Plus, he'd have NEVER passed try-outs for Genesis.

"I think these lyrics are a bit problematic - can I say 'it's no fun being an undocumented Haitian' instead?"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had a great thread idea once. I posted the instrumental to "what's the difference between me and you" spit a few sick bars about the difference between me and Pat and then encouraged others to do the same. Almost nobody did. They just answered like this thread and didn't rap it. You faggots all forgot about Dre or some shit.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Wrong as always, child. Jaime, pull up that photo from the salon

Jamie show them child, show them that my stylist wanted to suck the gravy out of my mule after cutting my nappy hair,

 

[Harry Powell]

Eyes with life in them

 

[FatPatsBaps]

The capability of looking down past my belly to see my penis.

 

[BillKlacks]

An xbox with an optical drive

 

[aRTie02150]

A career, a full home, respect and a woman who adores me.

Plus, he'd have NEVER passed try-outs for Genesis.

I'd fail too but probably talk Phil into letting me plug in amps and make sure your equipment doesn't get stolen.

 

[guest]

A well-defined jawline and one, strong chin.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I've actually won a lawsuit before

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

People who like me and love me
Minimal Twitter presence
Friends who aren’t pedos
An online community who doesn’t send me delivery food
Obituary pages for family members with genuine comments

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Agency​